Full Steam Ahead for Covid Tyranny [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 November 2022 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

With evidence of the covid vaccines' lack of effectiveness and safety piling up, the Biden Administration is poised to resume its efforts to get more people vaccinated and boosted. White House COVID Czar Ashish Jha used the occasion of Dr. Anthony Fauci's retirement party to proclaim that "we can prevent every covid death in America if everyone gets their jabs."

The latest data show that persons vaccinated for covid are now being infected at three times the rate of those who are not vaccinated. Further, those who are vaccinated now constitute 58% of those dying from the disease. The Pfizer vaccine is credited with reducing hospitalization due to covid by 23 of every 100,000 individuals vaccinated at a cost of 101 serious adverse reactions for every 100,000 persons injected. Overall, nearly 400,000 are estimated to have died from these adverse reactions over the past two years.

Jha brushed off evidence of the ineffectiveness and danger of the covid vaccines, saying "these independent studies contradict the official proclamations of the CDC and FDA. It is shameful that in this time of national crisis that there are still medical professionals around the globe who refuse to conform to the unified front that is battling this dread disease. And now with Twitter breaking ranks under the heretical Elon Musk's direction, the fragmentation of faith in government authorities threatens to become even worse."

Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ken) called Jha's position "untenable and anti-science. Considering that the designated authorities have flubbed or doctored the vaccine trials, covered up evidence of harms following the injections of the poorly tested mRNA vaccines, suppressed opposing viewpoints, and slandered those who have criticized what have turned out to be the mistaken advice and pronouncements of Dr. Fauci, it is clear that we need a change in policy, not more of the same."

Disappointed that the Supreme Court blocked his illegal mandate forcing private employers to require their workers to take the jabs if they wanted to keep their jobs, Biden reiterated his intention to continue to compel all medical personnel, members of the armed forces, and government employees "to take as many shots as our experts decide they must. We are also looking at making vaccination a requirement for all persons currently covered by Medicaid and Medicare. Those who refuse may be denied treatment until they acquiesce to whatever medical recommendations the CDC issues."

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Would you still have to pay for Medicare/ Medicare?

[John Semmens]

You ask...
“Would you still have to pay for Medicare/ Medicare?”

Of course you would. US law requires that everyone over age 65 has to pay for Medicare. If you opt for one of the private insurance plans offered your Medicare taxes are assigned to the company you choose. There is no doubt that the feds would make forcing these companies to make you take the covid shots as a condition of receiving your Medicare taxes.