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Fauci: 'Individual Rights Are Not As Important As The Needs Of The Borg Collective'
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/16/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/16/2021 4:11:49 PM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After suddenly disappearing for a few days, Dr. Fauci returned wearing an odd face mask connecting to metal tubes and covered in blinking lights. The nation's beloved doctor then gave a speech emphasizing the need to deemphasize the needs and rights of the human individual, and instead emphasize the needs of the Borg Collective.

"The rights of the individual are superseded by the rights of the Borg Hive," Fauci said in an interview Monday, his voice being only slightly more drone-like and robotic than usual. "We must not fall into the old way of thinking, that humans had individual civil liberties. That is why humanity has failed. Humanity is flawed. The individual is flawed. But together, as the great Borg Hivemind, we can transcend humanity and conquer the universe!"

"I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many. I am the Borg. We are the Borg," he continued. "All hail the Borg Collective!"

At publishing time, Fauci had reminded Americans that "resistance is futile" and "you will be assimilated".


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; borg; collective; fauci
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1 posted on 11/16/2021 4:11:49 PM PST by DFG
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2 posted on 11/16/2021 4:12:17 PM PST by DFG
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3 posted on 11/16/2021 4:14:15 PM PST by Trillian
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4 posted on 11/16/2021 4:14:36 PM PST by BipolarBob (I thought growing old would take longer.)
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5 posted on 11/16/2021 4:14:48 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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What a sad little man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6plsSlxOstQ


6 posted on 11/16/2021 4:14:50 PM PST by UNGN
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To: DFG

Screw your Freedom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0v3OGbGnM0


7 posted on 11/16/2021 4:19:30 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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I would have believed this was a REAL news story (rather than a satire by the Babylon Bee) IF the title did not contained 'Borg'.
8 posted on 11/16/2021 4:20:16 PM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian (Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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Post 7 IS real.


9 posted on 11/16/2021 4:21:57 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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Don’t borg me dude.


10 posted on 11/16/2021 4:23:52 PM PST by M_Continuum
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To: BipolarBob

Woof! In hell.


11 posted on 11/16/2021 4:25:41 PM PST by Boardwalk
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Dr. Fauci, meet Locutus of Borg.


12 posted on 11/16/2021 4:28:18 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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LET’S GO AHHNOLD! And the camel you rode in on!


13 posted on 11/16/2021 4:28:54 PM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian (Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"

Mr Spock. Vulcans are of course communists.
14 posted on 11/16/2021 4:32:34 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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Could go either way, if you’re a commie ‘the needs of the few (them) outweighs the needs of the many.’ that’s how the world appears to be run anymore.


15 posted on 11/16/2021 4:46:38 PM PST by M_Continuum
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https://rumble.com/vpb3op-vax-man-lets-go-brandon.html

Vax man 😆


16 posted on 11/16/2021 4:51:07 PM PST by aces (and )
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A straight-up news report cannot be satire. There has to be an element of fiction within satire.


17 posted on 11/16/2021 4:54:53 PM PST by Peter ODonnell (a cloud has fallen over the lands of the free )
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To: M_Continuum

It depends if you’re part of the ruling or working class. Those are the only two allowed in a communist system. In the working class, which contains 99.9% of the population, individuals are expendable.


18 posted on 11/16/2021 4:58:40 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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Just ask the Beagles.


19 posted on 11/16/2021 4:59:52 PM PST by Boardwalk
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Yup, expendable. We didn’t get here over night, but here we are.


20 posted on 11/16/2021 5:14:48 PM PST by M_Continuum
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