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Premier Vows to "Crush" the Unvaccinated [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 October 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/05/2021 9:16:22 AM PDT by John Semmens

Weary of all the complaints against her draconian lockdowns because of a minuscule COVID death toll, New South Wales state Premier Gladys Berejiklian vowed that "life for these disobedient lowlifes can be made very difficult and I am the one who will make it so."

"What these vaccine protesters fail to realize is that they are a tiny minority," Berejiklian said. "The employers will enforce my edict to fire everyone who refuses to be vaccinated. The Pubs, cafes, gyms and hairdressers will refuse service to anyone who is not vaccinated. Police will beat them if they go outside their homes. Their friends and neighbors will shun them. There will be nowhere they can go and nothing they can do to escape my iron rule."

Unfortunately for the Premier, her dreams of unlimited autocratic power have been sidelined by a probe undertaken by the Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC). It seems that Berejiklian was in a secret sexual liaison with a state legislator who is the main focus of its corruption investigation. The Premier has elected to resign from office "to prove my integrity."

Meanwhile, the Canadian Medical Association is calling for lockdowns in Alberta and Saskatchewan "to stem the tide of COVID. We have seen what the courageous leaders in Australia have done to try to halt COVID there. If we similarly confine everyone to their homes and have the police beat anyone who ventures out we can drastically reduce the opportunity for the infection to spread. The key is to prevent as much person-to-person contact and interaction as we can."

The insanity of coercing everyone to be vaccinated is amply illustrated by the latest data from the United Kingdom. While there are roughly as many vaccinated as unvaccinated COVID patients, the case fatality rates are 0.08% for the unvaccinated and 0.40% for the vaccinated. This means that the unvaccinated have a 99.92% survival rate and the vaccinated have a 99.6% survival rate. Clearly, the COVID Reaper has a very small scythe.

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: australia; brutality; covid; covid1984; insanity; lockdowns; satire; tyranny

1 posted on 10/05/2021 9:16:22 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Sounds like you are gonna need a lot more police.


2 posted on 10/05/2021 9:18:50 AM PDT by spincaster (i)
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To: John Semmens

The latest admissions from Australia is that 95% of the people hospitalized with Wuhan Flu have received at least one dose of the clotshot.


3 posted on 10/05/2021 9:18:57 AM PDT by MercyFlush (The American Revolution was a violent revolt against a dictatorship. )
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To: John Semmens

This lady, the Premier of NSW has already resigned, I think it was last Friday. Apparently the Aussie feds nailed her for accepting bribes from big pharma and Cc Hina to continue the lockdowns and Covid protocols. Goodbye to one of the Aussie tyrants. Dictator Dan is rumored to be the next tyrant to fall.


4 posted on 10/05/2021 9:23:08 AM PDT by fatman6502002 ((The Team The Team The Team - Bo Schembechler circa 1969))
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To: John Semmens

If you don’t genuflect to government you’re labeled a “disobedient low life”.


5 posted on 10/05/2021 9:39:34 AM PDT by 353FMG
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