Deranged Conspiracy Theorists Worried Leaders May Build A New World Order After Leaders Say They're Building A New World Order

Babylon Bee ^ | 09/09/2021 | Babylon Bee

[DFG]

SYDNEY—Unhinged conspiracy theorists are going crazy today, peddling wild accusations about tyrannical world leaders wanting to build a "New World Order", just because tyrannical world leaders are openly saying they want to build a New World Order.

"Yeh, that's totally what we're doing, fair dinkum," said New South Wales’ chief health officer Dr. Kerry Chant in an address this week. "We're building a New World Order where every single person will be tracked and monitored around the clock so they can be imprisoned for even the smallest infractions against the state—you know, for your safety and stuff."

Fact-checkers have emphasized that even though world leaders have openly pledged to build a New World Order, any belief that world leaders are building a New World Order should be considered a debunked conspiracy theory because world leaders are not really building a New World Order because fact-checkers say so and also since "New World Order" is just a humorous expression world leaders use when they're joking around to take their minds off the stress of building a New World Order.

Austalia's Prime Minister has since declared that any dangerous conspiracy theorists caught talking about a "New World Order" will be detained in a New World Order camp until the New World Order is done being built.

[oldasrocks]

Maybe they can start with everyone who lives in Chicago and every illegal immigrant.

[Vendome]

Guys:
I need your help.

Maybe I’m too old and unimaginative but, I can’t really think of any new conspiracies.

All my old ones, or nearly all, have come true.

I can’t really stand Q or the lamentations of his followers but, I do need something else to entertain me.

Can we come up with some interesting conspiracies that are fun to kick around?

[NWFree]

The bushes are big on global world order too.

[butlerweave]

The Shortest New World Order ever ,LOL

[nevergore]

The sad thing is it’s believable.....

[Peter ODonnell]

It’s hardly a deep state when they meet regularly at Davos and Bilderberg, the United Nations, the G7, and lots of other places, and control the media and academia too.

Some of the connections are a bit under the surface perhaps, but fairly easy to spot, everyone here has spotted them and yet all the CIA can see is Russia, Russia, Russia.

[Republican in occupied CA]

“We stand today at a unique and extraordinary moment. The crisis in the Persian Gulf, as grave as it is, also offers a rare opportunity to move toward a historic period of cooperation. Out of these troubled times, our fifth objective—a new world order—can emerge: a new era—freer from the threat of terror, stronger in the pursuit of justice, and more secure in the quest for peace”

George Bush

https://www.airforcemag.com/article/0807keeperfile/