Posted on 02/07/2021 9:35:33 AM PST by John Semmens
Incoming Biden Administration Secretary of Defense Lloyd J. Austin III is ordering all military personnel to "stand down while we conduct a thorough evaluation of the fitness to serve of everyone currently in uniform. It appears that several of the January 6th insurrectionists were former soldiers or sailors. Though there is no evidence of widespread disloyalty thus far, we can't afford to be taken by surprise. All are suspect until we can prove otherwise." The "thorough evaluation" is expected to include political affiliation, voting behavior, social media posts, public comments, and tattoos.
"To those who say we are being paranoid let me point out that nearly half the voters in this country voted for Trump—the man who instigated the attack on the Capitol building and the attempt to kill Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez," Austin said. "I'd rather have half an army if that's what is necessary to oust all the traitors from the ranks. At least that way troops loyal to the President wouldn't have to fear being stabbed in the back."
To replenish the ranks after the purge, Rep. Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is recommending that "we should look among the people who led the successful assaults on Minneapolis, Seattle, and Portland last year. Against heavily-armed racist police, individuals were able to smash through barricades, besiege the fascists in their own fortresses, burn down a police precinct, and declare an autonomous zone. These are the kind of fighters we need to ensure that progressive government is safe from its many enemies, both foreign and domestic."
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Yup. AAAAAA* secdef says them troops that love the U.S. gotta go.
*Affirmative Action African American Admiral Austin
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