Posted on 10/20/2020 5:29:31 AM PDT by EyesOfTX
No matter how bad your day was on Monday, it was not as bad as the day that CNN Lead Legal Analyst and general all-round hack Jeffrey Toobin had. Toobin was suspended by his other employer, The New Yorker Magazine, when it was revealed that he had whipped it full-on out during a recent staff ZOOM call.
But it gets worse: Toobin not only whipped it out during the call, but then went on to engage in the act of – ummmm, how should I characterize this? – “pleasuring” himself live and on camera. No, I am not making this stuff up.
From a report at the New York Post:
The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.
The incident happened during an online meeting between magazine colleagues and WNYC workers last week, sources told Vice.
Enlarge ImageJeffrey Toobin Jeffrey ToobinGetty Images “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera,” Toobin later copped to Vice in a statement.
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Toobin his own horn: Writer reportedly masturbated during New Yorker Zoom call “I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video.
“I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”
A spokeswoman for the New Yorker said, “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.”
CNN added in a statement that Toobin, a Harvard Law School grad, would be taking time off from the cable network, as well.
“Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted,” CNN said in a statement.
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So, just a little piece of advice here: Whenever you are on a business ZOOM call and the topic turns to what you will be doing over the coming weekend, do not under any circumstances tell your fellow participants that you are “fixin’ to go Toobin.” They may not understand.
Holy crap.
At an event attended by more than 20,000 in Arizona yesterday, President Donald Trump referred to CNN as a bunch of “dumb bastards.”
If I could vote for this man a million billion times, I would gladly do it.
Take a look at this crowd:
But you’re supposed to believe as a matter of faith in media-generated polls showing the man who draws these enormous crowds everywhere he goes is trailing the guy who has spent his entire campaign speaking to empty parking lots and back yards.
The President also went after the little menace to American society, Dr. Anthony Fauci, in a campaign phone call that oddly also allowed fake reporters to listen in, saying at one point, “People are tired of hearing Fauci and all these idiots, these people, these people that have gotten it wrong. Fauci is a nice guy, he’s been here for 500 years, he called every one of them wrong.”
Truer words were never spoken.
After those remarks were reported in the corrupt news media, the President doubled down in a pair of tweets:
Again, all 100% true. A mere firing is far too easy a fate for the little societal menace who has done so much to facilitate the destruction of our constitutional freedoms and destroy the greatest economy on earth. Far, far too easy.
As of this morning, the New York Post’s Twitter account remains frozen for the 6th consecutive day for having reported the truth about the contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop.
Also as of this morning, Creepy Uncle McWifeMolester embarks on his 3rd day of isolation, hooked up to his trusty IV so he can be fully medicated for Thursday night’s final debate. I still believe the President should refuse to participate in that debate, and fully explain my reasoning in another post this morning.
Back to the polls: Wonder why the media-sponsored polls are so far off from anything resembling reality? Just take a look at this: The Gallup organization released its new “party affiliation” national polling data on Monday, and the results are extremely bad for the polling industry and the Democrat Party.
That’s right: 28% R, 27% D and 42% Independent.
So, what is the breakdown most of the media-generated polls are using? Well, most of them use the breakdown from the data compiled just before the 2016 election, which was:
36% D, 27% R and 31% Independent, a 9-point edge for the Democrats.
Oh.
But wait, it gets better! Other polls have been using the breakdown from just before the 2018 mid-term elections, which was:
38%D, 27%R and 31% Independent, a whopping 11 point edge for the Democrats.
Oh.
Thus, now you know just one more reason why you should not spend a moment of time trusting any poll sponsored by any media outlet. These polls are hopelessly corrupt, and specifically and intentionally designed to push a false narrative of Biden holding a huge lead in order to suppress the Trump vote.
When you adjust these polls for the real breakdown of the 2020 electorate, Biden is in fact well behind and is going to lose, bigly.
That is all.
LOL........
How does an illiterate dope like this get a law degree? That's like saying he can't hear anyone because he's blind.
Toobin shouldn't be allowed to work with anything more complicated than a pencil.
Now we know why he kept muttering: “biden biden biden”...
There was one brief break when a doctor was called in to give Joe a tetanus shot......
he keeps stabbing himself putting a new needle in the arm of his hi-fi phonograph.
Whenever two people or more hold a meeting at the New Yorker, it can be characterized as a liberal circle jerk. And Toobin was suspended why?
He’ll be “Spanky Toobin” from here on out. He’s done.
This shows that 5he elite a4e basically morally corrupt.
Ha! And he’d be doing more things with that pencil than a monkey does with a peanut.
Tube will never live this down. He’s toast. He knows it. How embarrasking. He should just slither back under the rock where he and all the other leftists came from.
Or as a few hashtags James Woods has started on Twitter #TugginToobin , #TubesteakToobin
“Thus, now you know just one more reason why you should not spend a moment of time trusting any poll sponsored by any media outlet. These polls are hopelessly corrupt, and specifically and intentionally designed to push a false narrative of Biden holding a huge lead in order to suppress the Trump vote”
AMEN!!!
EyesOfTX
“I thought I had muted the Zoom video.”
How does an illiterate dope like this get a law degree? That’s like saying he can’t hear anyone because he’s blind.
Toobin shouldn’t be allowed to work with anything more complicated than a pencil.
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The sickness in this one is plain for all to see. Lump him in with Pee Wee Herman and Wiener and other psychologically misfits. But he gets the right to council all of us normal adults about his distorted views about how we should think. Come on man!
What is left to investigate?
“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera,”
With the Trump Curse the problem does themselves in by doing or saying stupid things.
2020 - the year of the strange and unexplainable.
On a side note - teenagers have been arrested and charged for sending photos (or videos) to others. When is Toobin gong to be arrested and charged? I am holding my breath... /s
Lest we descend into complacency... VOTE.
Forget that he thought it was muted. Who commits a sex act while they are on a staff conference call? Unbelievable!
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