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Black Entrepreneur Backs Trump [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 October 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/03/2020 3:36:41 PM PDT by John Semmens

Black Entertainment Television founder Robert Johnson says he favors Trump over Biden in the upcoming election. "As a businessman, I will take the devil I know over the devil I don't know anytime," Johnson said. "I absolutely do not know what a President Biden would do. I haven't heard anything coherent from him."

Former Vice-President Joe Biden defended his decision to refuse to clarify where he stands, calling it "not my job. No president should have his hands tied prior to being elected. If I were to reveal my plans now that would only stir up needless controversy. It is the voters' job to elect me. Then they will find out what my policies are. If they don't trust me to do the right thing they should vote for the other guy. Either way, I won't be bullied into a corner I can't get out of."

Meanwhile, former Twitter CEO Dick Costolo warned that "you capitalists who think you can separate society from business are going to be the first people lined up against the wall and shot in the revolution. No one has the right to put their own personal interests ahead of the well-being of the collective. In the world we are trying to build there will be no more 'mine.' All will be 'ours.' The government will take charge of all resources and determine who gets what. Those who can work and produce will be required to work and produce. Those who cannot will get what they need via wealth redistribution. Those who object and resist will be liquidated."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=416128.0


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; capitalism; oppression; regulations; satire; socialism; taxes; trump

1 posted on 10/03/2020 3:36:41 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3889876/posts


2 posted on 10/03/2020 3:43:16 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: John Semmens

Paraphrase is not satire.


3 posted on 10/03/2020 3:53:58 PM PDT by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide (Reverse Wickard v Filburn (1942) - and - ISLAM DELENDA EST)
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