Posted on 08/09/2020 12:47:33 PM PDT by John Semmens
In a bid to show his foreign policy expertise and prove he is not cognitively impaired, former Vice-President Joe Biden contrasted his planned approach to dealing with China with Trump's.
"Basically, I'm saying that Trump's efforts to bully China are un-American," Biden asserted. "He's always blaming China for what's wrong with America. He says the coronavirus came from China, but China says it came from us. I ask myself, who's telling the truth. My gut tells me it ain't Trump."
"Trump also accuses China of stealing our technology," Biden continued. "He calls this theft of intellectual property. I'm not sure of what that means, but what if they're just copying our secrets because they didn't do their homework. I can't remember the number of times I had to copy someone else's work just to get a passing grade. Tell me, who did I hurt? Was I a bad person for doing that? Or was I a needy person? I'm thinking that China is stealing our secrets because they're needy too."
"When I'm president we'll have an entirely different attitude toward needy countries like China," the Candidate promised. "If we give them what they want they won't have to steal it. This will save them from committing crimes and save us from being niggardly. China will have no need to be confrontational or warlike. A new era of brotherhood will unfold for our two countries and the world."
In an unsurprising simultaneous development, the Revolutionary Communist Party has endorsed Biden for president. Bob Avakian, self-proclaimed head of the Party called Biden and the Democratic Party "the best hope for socialism that this country has ever seen. If the people of this country want to see peace on the streets they are advised to surrender to the Revolution and elect Democrats to all the offices lest we be forced to sweep them into the dust bin of history by other means."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,410802.new.html#new
Moo shu chicken in every pot!
Joe Biden looks as confused as Michelle Obama’s gynecologist
爱中共他们给我钱
"Love ChiComs. They give me money"
...Joe Biden looks as confused as Michelle Obama’s gynecologist
Now that’s just mean, surely a Gyn has seen junk before
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.