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Here's What's Problematic With Each Of The NFL's 32 Team Names (SATIRE I THINK)
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/13/2020

Posted on 07/13/2020 5:15:19 PM PDT by DFG

Amid calls for justice, NFL teams are taking bold steps to change their team names and end racism. This has caused controversy since everyone is racist. Are you confused? Never fear! We at The Babylon Bee are here to educate you. We believe that all 32 teams were built by a system of whiteness that must be dismantled, one team name at a time.

We MUST do better. Here is why every NFL team name is very problematic:

Arizona Cardinals - Too religious.

Atlanta Falcons - Celebrates one of the cheapest Smash Bros. characters, who is a smug little punk only jerks choose.

Baltimore Ravens - Named after the Disney Channel show That's So Raven without the POC protagonist's permission.

Buffalo Bills - Bills are an evil byproduct of capitalism.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; nfl; redskins
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To: Leaning Right
”So instead of Chicago Bears vs. New Orleans Saints, it would be Chicago 385 vs. New Orleans 299.”

Nice try, but we’ve already been taught that math is racist. I’m triggered now. Off to my safe space.

21 posted on 07/13/2020 6:50:06 PM PDT by noiseman (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.`)
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They should change the names of every team to “Kneelers” and differentiate them only by the cities they pretend to represent.


22 posted on 07/13/2020 7:31:49 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: DFG

Missed an obvious chance.

Buffalo Bills: evil man representative of exploitation of the natives and the theft of their land


23 posted on 07/13/2020 7:41:36 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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To: DFG

Rush Limbaugh started this with his Environmentalist Whacko Football picks.


24 posted on 07/13/2020 7:42:49 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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25 posted on 07/13/2020 7:43:36 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Leaning Right

To make things even simpler have each team use the city area code. :)


26 posted on 07/13/2020 7:54:06 PM PDT by xp38
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To: DFG

Rename the Redskins the Opossums.

They play dead at home, get killed on the road, and the “O” is always silent.


27 posted on 07/13/2020 9:27:18 PM PDT by dangus
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To: DFG

LOL


28 posted on 07/13/2020 10:10:58 PM PDT by blondiegoodbadugly (Thank you President Trump! Please KAG!)
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