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Kerry Sees Revolution If Trump Wins [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 Jun 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/28/2020 10:19:28 AM PDT by John Semmens

Former Secretary of State John Kerry predicted "there will be revolution if Trump wins in November."

"Considering how hated this man is, the only way he could win would be by suppressing the vote," Kerry asserted. "Trump's demands that the ballot be restricted to only those registered to vote excludes millions of people from having a say in who rules over them. Voting is a human right that shouldn't be limited to only those who meet age, citizenship, residency requirements and fill out some unnecessary paperwork. Ballots should be mailed to every address and handed out to whoever shows up at the polls. People who feel strongly about the candidates should be allowed to vote as often as they can."

Kerry contends that all losing Democrats—Gore, Hillary Clinton, and himself—were cheated by GOP vote suppression. "We were all too timid to stand up for our right to be president," he insisted. "But as we can see from what's been happening in the streets the last few weeks, the younger generation isn't too shy to strike back against injustice. I'm confident that if Trump is declared the winner they will oust him from office by whatever means are necessary."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=406625.0


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: kerry; revolution; satire; trump
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1 posted on 06/28/2020 10:19:28 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Speaking of the Logan Act....


2 posted on 06/28/2020 10:20:41 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: John Semmens

And what does the idiot think we’ll do if the Dimbulbs win - just sit there and assume the Obama position to get butt -———?


3 posted on 06/28/2020 10:22:12 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: John Semmens

Why does this chronic hemorrhoid continue to plague us? You bad this goofy bastard left Vietnam vertically.


4 posted on 06/28/2020 10:24:44 AM PDT by Levy78
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To: Levy78

*too bad


5 posted on 06/28/2020 10:25:05 AM PDT by Levy78
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To: John Semmens

Too late Kerry.

Your side has already started without you.


6 posted on 06/28/2020 10:26:59 AM PDT by Yulee
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To: John Semmens

Revolution when Trump wins? Aren’t we in one now? At least the left appears so.


7 posted on 06/28/2020 10:27:33 AM PDT by llevrok (Vote while it is still legal! And often.)
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To: John Semmens

” Rules over them,” Did he really say that, or is that part of the satire? It wouldn’t surprise me if he did, after all that’s what they believe.


8 posted on 06/28/2020 10:30:25 AM PDT by saturn
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To: John Semmens
"I'm confident that if Trump is declared the winner they will oust him from office by whatever means are necessary."

Is that a call for an assassination or coup? This country is really losing it when that kind of talk is given a free pass. However, for those worried over recent polls, this is another exhibiit that demonstrates that they believe Trump will win.

9 posted on 06/28/2020 10:33:30 AM PDT by The Accused
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To Mr Prick Kerry.

We should follow the UN suggestions on our voting. The UN monitors our nations vote every 4 years and is flabbergasted that we do not have strictly enforced Voter Id laws.

The only way to have a fair vote is to have a working and accurate voter ID system. That is what the United Nations tell us.

If you can manage to get to the county office with a valid state drivers license or ID card to sign up for welfare then you can manage to take the same ID card and register to vote.


10 posted on 06/28/2020 10:34:03 AM PDT by oldenuff35
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To: BenLurkin

“...Speaking of the Logan Act....”
Exactly. Why is this treasonous, lying, useless POS not already charged and locked up? Should have been done looonnnnnggg ago...but no. And why not? Well, let’s see...oh yeah...he has a “D” after his name. I should have known. /s


11 posted on 06/28/2020 10:36:05 AM PDT by lgjhn23 (Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
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To: lgjhn23

WE see revolution if Trump loses! It can only happen by evil tricks.


12 posted on 06/28/2020 10:47:07 AM PDT by Highest Authority (DemonRats are pure EVIL)
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To: John Semmens

Bring it on, Lurch! We win either way!


13 posted on 06/28/2020 11:00:58 AM PDT by ManHunter (You can run, but you'll only die tired... Army snipers: Reach out and touch someone)
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To: John Semmens

No matter who wins, SHTF.


14 posted on 06/28/2020 11:10:04 AM PDT by laplata (The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: John Semmens

Uh ya. That’s what this is.


15 posted on 06/28/2020 11:24:45 AM PDT by stanne
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To: John Semmens

If Kerry thinks himself to be the Robespierre of the American revolution he should realize what happened to Robespierre.


16 posted on 06/28/2020 11:50:25 AM PDT by 353FMG
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To: Da Coyote

That election in the 25th district a few months ago where the conservative Republican army vet guy soundly defeated the liberal gal who took over the the chick see you like had a threesome he won by like 15 points now that’s a fairly conservative part of California but they could Not POSSIBLY cheat their way out


17 posted on 06/28/2020 11:53:26 AM PDT by Truthoverpower (The guv-mint you get is the Trump winning express ! Yea haw ! Trump pence II!)
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To: llevrok

We’ve been in a revolution for 3.5 years, but our side hasn’t figured it out.


18 posted on 06/28/2020 12:02:42 PM PDT by CMailBag
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To: John Semmens

Why hasn’t this oxygen-stealing traitor been tried, convicted, and sentenced to hang for the aid and comfort he gave the North Vietnames in the early 70s?!?

Treason has no statute of limitations.


19 posted on 06/28/2020 12:03:33 PM PDT by Carl Vehse
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To: John Semmens

Where does the satire start?


20 posted on 06/28/2020 12:05:45 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("SHUT UP!" he explained.)
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