Chris Rock - How not to get your a** kicked by the police! [Four minute video. Great advice. Profanity.]

YouTube ^

[grundle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

[digger48]

Catch it while you can.

this is making the rounds again and likely won’t survive the next YouTube purge

[escapefromboston]

Should be shown in driving school. Its good advice for everyone , not just blacks.

[Bonemaker]

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
(I'm serious, man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic, and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high

[dfwgator]

Pre “Woke” Chris Rock.

[SpaceBar]

An absolute classic.

[dfwgator]

He Got WEEEEED! He Got WEEEED!

[elcid1970]

So Chris Rock is now “woke” and dumping all his white fans?

[dfwgator]

Pretty much.

[Jim W N]

Oh, this is funny.

[SES1066]

Still good, still smart but unWoke!

[iamgalt]

Hilarious, from a time when the lunatics didn’t run much of the country.

[Viking2002]

Now that was funny right there, I don't care who ya are........*chuckle* 😁

[Ouderkirk]

Afroman....

Colt 45 and two ZigZags, baby that’s all we need.

LOL

[Sicon]

“Sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump
Left hand on a forty, puffin onna blunt”

[The Accused]

We all miss the Chris Rock that was funny.

[dfwgator]

Are there any comedians today that are actually funny?

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

So Chris Rock is now “woke” and dumping all his white fans?

Dude, he's been woke. Rock was woke before the term even existed. His comedy skewers blacks who game the system and play the victim.

One of my favorite Rock comedy lines is the nightclub. There's the black people who'll dress up and be respectful, and then there's the N-word blacks who'll try to tear it all down. Rock is truly a throwback to what blacks were, prior to getting destroyed by LBJ's Great Society programs.

[mabarker1]

Petunia Ping !!! A Brutha' finally got it right !!!

(I'm Petunia and I approved this message.)

[elcid1970]

My favorite Chris Rock moment is when he is telling his mixed audience about the differences between black people and niggers. Yeah, I said it.

He said black folks are ordinary decent people. Niggers are those who commit crimes. I quote:

“Niggers want to break into your house and take your stuff and steal your money. You want to save your money? Put it in your books! Because niggers don’t read! Go up to a nigger and say, here’s a book. They’ll go like Dracula, aghhhh, get that book away from me!!”

Now flash back to 1962. My Dad was stationed in Korea, he was a brigade commander. He told me his best staff officer happened to be black and then told me never to judge someone by the color of his skin. This black captain told my Dad the exact same thing that there are two kinds of blacks.

I hold to this day Dr. King’s lesson about judging a man by the content of his character, alone.

I don’t know, maybe Chris Rock feels he has to go with the flow to go on working in show business.