Impeachment Junta Cries Foul [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Oct 2019 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

The two Congressional Democrats conducting the secret trial of President Trump denounced Attorney General William Barr’s decision to open a criminal investigation of the origins of the FBI/Obama Administration’s efforts to prevent Trump’s election in 2016.

In a joint statement from House Intelligence Committee Chairman Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif) and House Judiciary Committee Chairman Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) the two complained that “using the Department of Justice to investigate a political matter is a clear abuse of authority. It makes the DOJ co-conspirators with the Republican senators who have condemned our confidential effort to generate sufficient revulsion among the general population to inspire Republicans to join us in ousting Trump from office.”

Schiff decried “the defective character exhibited by Barr’s refusal to recuse himself like his predecessor Sessions did. Sessions may have had his faults, but he put country ahead of party when it came to rooting out the Russian collusion that illegally kept Secretary Clinton from rightfully ascending to the presidency. By his decision today Barr is daring us to add his name to the list of persons who must be punished for actions aiding and abetting the crimes of Donald Trump.”

Barr took the criticism as “proof we’re on the trail of the actual would-be usurpers of the people’s right to choose who they want as president. For two years, Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller ranged far and wide in search of evidence against President Trump and was forced to admit that he could find none. At the same time, the behaviors of notable figures in the FBI and CIA between Trump’s announcement he would run for president and today appear to be outside the scope of their legal authority. As I said prior to being confirmed as AG, government spying on a candidate is a big deal. We are going to impanel a grand jury to hear evidence aimed at determining who was responsible for the crimes of these agencies.”

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[Dick Bachert]

[oldenuff35]

Someone needs to tell the left that they had their turn at bat and told every lie they could make up about Trump and the Russian collusion delusion. Nothing came of it. Three strikes and they are out.....

But that does not mean that the game is over and everyone goes home.. Screw that, it is now Trump’s turn at bat and you assholes are locked into this game and are going to face the consequences of your actions.

NO, Barr is not going to take himself out of the game, not now, not ever, he is going to fry your asses.

NO, you don’t get to walk away using this fraud impeachment as cover, Barr and company are still going to fry your asses.

Yes, there is a criminal investigation in process, and yes again, Barr is going to fry your guilty coup trying asses.

Yes you told big lies to get the FISA warrant and used those lies to instigate the Russian Collusion Delusion, and yes Barr is going to fry your asses for that too.

And the liars on the left thought they could just declare game over and walk away. Nope they may just shuffle away in chains.

The Game is not nearly over, Trump and team just stepped up to bat. I am not sorry to see all of the liars involved in the attempted COUP going down.

It looks like the top of both the FBI and CIA are saying that Obama ordered the illegal spying on candidate Trump and then President elect Trump.

This could get interesting. Obama has no cover on this, no immunity and I damn well don’t think anyone is going to pardon him or let him turn states evidence. They may not get him but he is going to have to step up and try to put the blame someplace else or eat it all himself.

This one is far from being played out and it is going to be a long at bat for Trump and team.