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Canada Launches Nationwide Manhunt [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 Sep 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/02/2019 10:02:39 AM PDT by John Semmens

The appearance of posters asking "what if Islam is not a religion of peace?" has inspired authorities to launch a nationwide search for the person who plastered these posters in a variety of prominent public places. The postings are considered especially insidious because "many are posted too high for offended parties to easily rip down."

The Alberta Muslim Public Affairs Council is working with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police "to try to apprehend the miscreant or miscreants who have done this dastardly deed," said programs director Trent Daley. "They're playing with fire. Muslims are very sensitive to comments that cast aspersions on their faith. The Quran explicitly commands Muslims to attack unbelievers who insult Islam."

Social activist Jim Gurnett asserted that "questioning the tenets of Islam is a manifestation of pure hate that must never be tolerated. Christianity and Judaism have a long tradition of theological debate and disputation that has blinded members of these faiths from seeing the irreversible damage that a similar approach would inflict on Islam. The charm of Muslims is their unquestioning belief in the Quran. Their happiness is dependent on their absence of doubt. Disturbing this is cruel."

Strathcona County councillor Brian Botterill characterized the posted question as "racist" and urged "anyone spotting one of the posters to contact the appropriate authorities. I know that strictly speaking, Muslims are not a race, per se. Perhaps the more accurate term for the poster might be 'anti-Muslim,' but that doesn't have the same emotional impact that the term 'racist' has. If we are going to maximize hostility toward the poster we should not shy away from using the most scurrilous language on account of a fastidious devotion to accuracy."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,377223.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: censorship; islam; satire

1 posted on 10/02/2019 10:02:39 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I vastly prefer the “Islam is right about women” posters.

It drives all the right (wrong) people nucken futs.


2 posted on 10/02/2019 10:16:03 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
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To: John Semmens

Here, and I thought from the title that they were searching Canada for a real man...


3 posted on 10/02/2019 10:43:17 AM PDT by Yo-Yo ( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I vastly prefer the “Islam is right about women” posters.

Hear, hear!

4 posted on 10/02/2019 11:15:09 AM PDT by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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To: John Semmens


5 posted on 10/02/2019 12:56:53 PM PDT by democratsaremyenemy (Streepisacreep)
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