Skip to comments.Schumer Declares: Transcript of Ukraine Call “Not Enough” [semi-satire]
Posted on 09/28/2019 10:41:56 AM PDT by John Semmens
Convinced that President Trump would never agree to release a transcript of his July phone call with Ukraines President Zelensky, Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) was forced to change course when an unredacted copy landed on his desk this week.
This document does not contain the incriminating evidence we anticipated, the Senator complained. We are not assuaged. Let me remind everyone that President Trump is known to have made dozens of phone calls everyday. In order to put this one phone call in context we will need to see transcripts of all the calls he has made or received since his election. Only then will the pattern of his criminal and tyrannical abuse of office be exposed to the scrutiny of the American voters.
Schumer rejected objections that his call for transcripts would impede future presidents ability to conduct confidential conversations with world leaders, saying that my request is limited to only this president and, possibly, any future Republican president. Democratic presidents have demonstrated that they can be trusted to engage in secret conversations without endangering the country, the Constitution, or our laws. We had nothing to fear when Obama was president and will have nothing to fear when Warren, Sanders, Biden or whoever wins the office in November 2020.
In related news, Rep. Adam Schiff claimed an ability to read between the lines of the transcript where he says he discovered the phrases give him an offer he cant refuse, it was Barzini all along, and leave the gun, take the cannoli. We have a mob boss as our president, Schiff shrieked. Weve got to take this guy out for the good of the country. Its the only way to preserve our democracy.
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They need that video of him drowning kitties and puppies as he laughs hysterically.
And CNN will have the opportunity to schedule impeachment blab 110% of the time instead of a simple 24 hours a day.
I’d like to see someone punch that imperious hack Schumer in the beak so hard, the rest of his face gets sucked into the sinkhole.
How much more of these losers can we take?
Schumer says the transcript of the call betweem Trump and the Ukraine is not enough because it does not give the democrats what they thought they were going to find. It does not serve their agenda. They want to oust Trump because he beat their patron saint Hillary Clinton. The democrats are so easy to read that only a fool would listen to what they have to say.
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