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Sanders Supports Asylum for Climate Refugees [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Sep 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/25/2019 9:36:11 AM PDT by John Semmens

Democratic presidential contender Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders says he is “positively disposed to accepting climate change refugees into this country. Many rich people have multiple residences in different parts of the United States or the world where they can go when the weather is bad. Poor people deserve this same option.”

Sanders suggested that “we create a line item in the federal budget to fund the transportation and lodging costs of anyone who wants to come to America because of the climate in their country of origin. It’s not fair that these people should be forced to endure uncomfortable living conditions just because they were unlucky enough to be born in a foreign land where air conditioning is unavailable or unaffordable. It is their human right to live where they please. It is our obligation to enforce this universal human right.”

To put your money where his mouth is, the Senator unveiled his $2.5 trillion “Housing for All” plan. “Responsible societies don’t let anyone suffer from lack of adequate housing,” he contended. “Governments have a solemn obligation to provide this necessity for everyone who can’t afford it.”

The enormous cost of his plan is due to Sanders’ insistence that “we need to go beyond the stark kinds of public housing we’ve been offering and give the poor the kinds of amenities that the middle class has—a nice house in a good neighborhood with good public schools and a low crime rate.” The prognosis for this plan is not favorable. Middle class neighborhoods are “good” because the inhabitants have to work hard to make them that way. With their own money on the line houses tend to be more well-maintained than the heavily subsidized housing government provides for persons unable or unwilling to work to sustain their cost of living. The absence of this incentive in the Sanders plan works against its intended beneficence.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/09/21/candidate-comes-out-against-meat-and-autos/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel; Weather
KEYWORDS: climate; immigration; sanders; satire

1 posted on 09/25/2019 9:36:11 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Greta Thunburg applying now


2 posted on 09/25/2019 9:40:27 AM PDT by Bob434
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Haha...this sounds so “Bernie”, he may want to add it to his Grand Giveaway platform.


3 posted on 09/25/2019 9:45:40 AM PDT by txrefugee
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“Sanders suggested that “we create a line item in the federal budget to fund the transportation and lodging costs of anyone who wants to come to America because of the climate in their country of origin. It’s not fair that these people should be forced to endure uncomfortable living...”


Under that “standard,” everyone in Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia and most of Canada will be coming here.


4 posted on 09/25/2019 10:27:33 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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That includes anyone who is a terrorist or a communist.


5 posted on 09/25/2019 6:54:09 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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Bernie supports asylum for himself, aka an insane asylum. That would give him his fourth home. Sarc I Think.


6 posted on 09/25/2019 7:32:51 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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