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Veep Scares Satan Worshipers [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 Feb 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/05/2019 9:43:41 AM PST by John Semmens

Lucien Greaves, co-founder and chief spokesperson for The Satanic Temple, expressed fear that Republican Vice-President Mike Pence’s religious views unfairly favor good over evil. “Under our Constitution all religious views are protected from discriminatory laws and policies,” Greaves asserted. “Yet, we see the Vice-President of the United States repeatedly speaking out against evil, which is the core tenet of our faith.”

“Worse, antipathy to our faith receives routine support from the brainwashed majority of Americans,” Greaves complained. “We are a minority in need of the protections from the hostility of the majority. We are pleased that the New York State legislature recognized a woman’s legal right to sacrifice her child at the point of birth. But this fulfillment of our faith’s most sacred rite is in danger of being overturned by the majority opposed to our unpopular beliefs. While we are confident that Democrats in Congress will prevent this, we are less confident that a Supreme Court packed with Trump appointees will. They may seek to restore the limits on third-trimester abortions included in the Roe v. Wade decision.”

A ray of hope was provided by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s (D-Calif) vow that “Mr. Greaves can count on Democrats to continue to do the Lord’s work. The people have rejected the straight-jacket that Pence and those like him want to impose to restrict their freedom to live by whatever values they choose for themselves. Government must not be used to favor good over evil against the will of the voters.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at ...

https://azconservative.org/2019/02/02/decline-in-shark-attacks-assailed/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: constitution; democrats; satan; satire

1 posted on 02/05/2019 9:43:41 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Well jeez if you’ve lost the support of The Satanic Temple you’re really in trouble.


2 posted on 02/05/2019 9:55:07 AM PST by gibsonguy
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To: John Semmens

Proverbs 25:22
How sad. In truth vice president Pence is there for their blessing and to provoke their conscience and seek the Lord Jesus Christ.


3 posted on 02/05/2019 10:01:55 AM PST by Maranatha7757
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To: John Semmens

“Lucien Greaves, co-founder and chief spokesperson for The Satanic Temple, expressed fear that Republican Vice-President Mike Pence’s religious views unfairly favor good over evil.”

How terrible to think that good might overcome evil....kinda like then USA leading the fight against evil during WWI and WWII.


4 posted on 02/05/2019 10:27:39 AM PST by antidemoncrat
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