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Dane Chastised for Using Words “Illegal Migration” [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 Dec 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/24/2018 9:05:58 AM PST by John Semmens

Anders Vistisen, a Danish People’s Party member of the European Parliament, was chastised by British member Claude Moraes for using the phrase “illegal migration” during a discussion of illegal migration. Moraes rejected Vistisen’s argument that the phrase conformed to terminology used in the 2007 Lisbon Treaty on immigration and insisted that the correct phrase is “irregular migration because it is the phrase that parliament has been using for the last decade.”

Afterwards, Moraes allowed that “I should have expected this kind of insensitivity from a Dane. This isn’t their ‘first offense’ in such matters. Remember, it was Denmark that held the inexcusably offensive ‘draw Mohammed’ contest a few years ago. And just this month Denmark announced that criminal aliens who have completed their prison sentences, but can’t be deported because they would be at risk of being executed in their countries of origin, will be sent to a deserted island rather than be put back on the streets of Copenhagen. This policy directly contradicts the United Nation’s declaration that humans have a right to live wherever they want and nations have the obligation to take immigrants in and tend to their needs.”

Vistisen contends that “a debate about immigration that does not permit a distinction between legal and illegal migration is out of touch with reality. No nation should be obligated to admit migrants against its will. We have a right to object to having criminals invite themselves into our countries and prey upon our citizens. A refusal to frankly discuss the issue prevents a coherent solution to what has obviously become a significant threat to public safety.”

In related news, Swedish Moderate Party leader Ulf Kristersson urged Swedish youths “to learn Arabic if they hope to be able to survive once Muslims become the majority in our country. If Swedes hope to prosper I think conversion to Islam would be the most advisable course of action if we want to escape discriminatory taxes, inferior legal and social status, and regular humiliation at the hands of Muslim neighbors and government officials.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/12/23/lanned-parenthood-explains-policy-toward-pregnant-employees/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: europe; illegals; muslims; satire

1 posted on 12/24/2018 9:05:58 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Didn’t see any satire.


2 posted on 12/24/2018 10:06:21 AM PST by A strike (Import Third World become Third World)
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To: John Semmens

Are you a citizen?
No
Are you here legally?
No
I guess that makes you an illegal alien.


3 posted on 12/24/2018 10:21:19 AM PST by antidemoncrat
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