Skip to comments.Epsteinís Settlement Boosts Clintonís Spirits [semi-satire}
Posted on 12/08/2018 1:58:05 PM PST by John Semmens
Sexual predator Jeffrey Epsteins settlement with a bevy of women who accused him of molestation when they they were under-aged teens is said to have buoyed former President Bill Clintons spirits. Under the settlement, in return for millions of dollars the accusers have agreed to accept a gag order barring disclosure of any details related to the molestation.
Jeff is a great guy and a generous host, Clinton recalled. We had some great times together at his island retreat. Im glad to see he wont be going to jail on a technicality. Thankfully, he had access to the kind of resources he needed to preserve his freedom. I dont expect theyll come after me, but if they do the millions Ive got stashed away from my work for the Clinton Foundation give me the same option of buying off any accusers. Bill and Hillary Clinton have been paid more than $150 million for delivering speeches since 1997. These payments substantially increased when Hillary Clinton took office as secretary of state in 2009.
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Shouldn't solicitation begin with a capital letter?
You can bet that as part of their “deal” then these women are forbidden to ever talk about it again.
Funny, I thought Stormy Daniels had a similar deal.
” the accusers have agreed to accept a gag order barring disclosure of any details related to the molestation.”
Yup. This makes it involuntary prostitution as far as I’m concerned. I can see a settlement causing someone to avoid being locked up, but not letting the public know what a criminal it is running loose is just not right.
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