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Breaks Start to Go Beto's Way in Texas Senate Race [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 Oct 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/21/2018 8:58:36 AM PDT by John Semmens

Edited on 10/21/2018 9:06:47 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: democrats; hollywood; mexicans; satire

1 posted on 10/21/2018 8:58:36 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
The Hollywood glitterati is all atwitter over Beto. Even though he is quite white, Beto has the same kind of boyish Irish charm of the Kennedys.

Beto is trying to live up to the Kennedy expectations--- he got up a game of touch football with his cousins;
he told Texas ranchers he lives in a "compound," his wife's name is Jackie, and he loves sailing the ocean in landlocked Texas.
When Beto goes into a Texas steakhouse, he orders broiled Maine lobster and Clam Chowdah.

2 posted on 10/21/2018 9:09:24 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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