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California to Rescue 800,000 Welfare Recipients ]semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 August 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/26/2018 8:34:08 AM PDT by John Semmens

As the Trump economic boom has pushed the state’s unemployment rate to a low of 4.2 percent, the Brown Administration has applied to the U.S. Department of Agriculture for a waiver of the requirement for 800,000 able-bodied and childless Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) recipients in 55 counties to do some work in exchange for this government benefit.

Gov. Jerry Brown (D) defended the action calling it “an act of mercy. Most of these long-term welfare recipients have no work experience or aptitude. Demanding that they enter the workforce even on a part time basis constitutes an inhumane and traumatic culture shock. In theory, they might be capable of doing some work, but in reality they are habituated to an indolent lifestyle. Any tasks they might be induced to perform will very likely be done poorly. So, not only would forcing them to work destroy their way of life, the output of their efforts will almost certainly prove unsatisfactory.”

Brown rejected even low-skill options such as picking up litter, calling it “beneath the dignity that every human being has a right to expect. It may not require skill to do such jobs, but that in itself is a humiliation that no one should be forced to endure. In my mind, it’s preferable that those of us who are better off bear a higher tax burden than that we deprive those less well off pf the leisure to which they’ve become accustomed. Fortunately for our state, the bulk of the tax burden will be borne by the rest of the nation.”

In related news, Gov. Brown was recently ordered by the state’s 3rd Appellate District Court to repay more than $300 million in funds the state illegally diverted from a national fund intended to help homeowners struggling with foreclosures. In response, the State’s Democratically controlled legislature has plans to legalize the illegal transfer by statutory means. Assembly member Philip Ting (D-San Fran) boasted that “AB1829 will use the sovereign power of the State under the US Constitution’s 10th Amendment to overrule the court’s decision. Since the federal government lacks the enumerated Constitutional authority to bail out home mortgages we have the right to divert the federal money as we deem fit.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: california; democrats; satire; welfare

1 posted on 08/26/2018 8:34:08 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

These folks can’t even pick up litter a couple days a week because it’s not dignified? But it’s dignified to collect welfare?

Brown and the CA government are pathetic lunatics.


2 posted on 08/26/2018 9:16:38 AM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: John Semmens
Btw, when it comes to CA, most people can no longer differentiate between satire and reality.☺
3 posted on 08/26/2018 9:22:59 AM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: John Semmens

bkmk


4 posted on 08/26/2018 9:27:07 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

There are tons of poop that need to be picked up. Teach them how to use a shovel.

It’s just like a fork except bigger. You have to use 2 hands. Do not put the shoveled stuff in your mouth. Just lift it up and put it into the back of that thing with the tires on it. Yes that vehicle looks different that the Caddy you drive from your welfare money.

NO, keep the shovel for the next scoop. Do not put it in the truck with the poop.


5 posted on 08/26/2018 9:34:04 AM PDT by oldasrocks (rump)
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