Chicago ID Card Will Allow Illegals to Vote [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 Feb 2018 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

In a bid to “harness the political potential of adding hundreds of thousands of new Democratic voters,” the City of Chicago has authorized government-issued photo ID cards for all residents, including “undocumented persons” in the country illegally.

State Board of Elections spokesman Matt Dietrich said “the determination of who will be allowed to vote will be in the hands of local election authorities. There is no state law requiring proof of citizenship in order to register to vote. All you have to do is check a box on the voter registration form that says ‘yes, I am a citizen.’”

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel called the card “an ingenious counter to the Trump Administration’s efforts to deny voting rights to immigrants, the homeless and those recently released from prison. There are 109 different local election authorities in Illinois. There’s no way his federal goons can keep track of what all of these dispersed centers of election registrations are doing. Between this ID card and our sanctuary city policy I’m hopeful that we will make it impossible for any Republican to win any elective office in the state.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/02/24/senator-says-cowardice-of-armed-school-officer-disproves-good-guy-with-a-gun-theory/

[C210N]

Sorry, I searched for the satire. Couldn’t find any.

[Mark]

All you have to do is check a box on the voter registration form that says ‘yes, I am a citizen.’”

Requiring that the person has to know how to read? SHAME!

[Dagnabitt]

These “semi-satire” pieces suffer from being neither particularly funny nor particularly clever. They’re just a big “meh”.

[deport]

Red........... Photo ID required (Strict)
Orange.......Photo ID requested (Non-strict)
Dark Blue.. Non-photo ID required (Strict)
Light Blue.. Non-photo ID requested (Non-strict)
Gray......... No ID required to vote

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