Posted on 02/25/2018 11:07:12 AM PST by John Semmens
President Trump's decision to reduce US aid to Palestine has so angered Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas that he has vowed "to send wave after wave of terrorists to bomb, shoot, stab, or run over Americans wherever we can find them—even in the United States. You think things have been bad with the occasional attack on the Jews occupying our land, well they are about to get a whole lot worse. President Obama gave us money with the understanding that we would confine our attacks to the Jews. Trump breaks this deal at his own risk."
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) agreed with Abbas and labeled Trump's cut in aid to the PLO "a rash move. President Obama's payments to the PLO were an important plank in his policy of transformation for America and the world. You can't just remove that plank and not expect there to be consequences."
In a later, off-the-record conversation with Democratic colleagues, Pelosi expressed regret for "not thinking of a similar ploy to deter the recent GOP tax cuts that have severely hurt California taxpayers. The cap in the deductibility for state and local taxes in the GOP legislation has hurt upper income Californians who are our Party's biggest donors. If we could've thought of a way to unleash MS-13 gang members on the rest of the country we might have swayed enough GOP moderates to kill the Trump bill."
In related news, Pelosi suggested that a more cost-effective method for discouraging illegal border crossings into the United States "would be to mow the grass. Without the concealment provided by tall grass those trying to sneak into America would be easily seen. The embarrassment alone would, in my opinion, be a significant deterrent. I mean, who wants to be seen while committing a crime? I think it would be cheaper and more effective. With Trump's wall idea, border crossers could use the wall to hide and climb over it after border guards left the area."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,305485.0.html
Go ahead, Snowflake—Then the US can settle the issue once and for all.
delete my posts. I lost it lol
“Dancing Queen” was an act of terror.
somebody's been smoking too many poppies
God sent us a new president.
Isn’t that called extortion?
When Semmens writes a good one, someone always goes bonkers. I’ve been tempted a few times just for the fun of it.
Give us your money or we’ll start cracking heads and breaking things. It’s the Mafia way. Why are we pouring money down this $***hole in the first place?
Thumbs up!!!
This is a good one, lol.
It's called a "satire" news site.
Easy. Don’t ‘reduce’ the aid - cut it out altogether. Not one thin dime for these thugs... not one. If they don’t like that we’ll do worse.
John Semmens - I fell for this one... Gads, you’re good. So I take back my angry comment below:
“Easy. Don’t ‘reduce’ the aid - cut it out altogether. Not one thin dime for these thugs... not one. If they don’t like that we’ll do worse.”
Yeah, it got me.
You made good points. Abbas really did threaten terror attacks if aid is cut.
Kind of funny - wanting funding to continue and threatening the same crap that threatens the funding - stoooopid is as stupid does - same goes for evil.
And what do you need to mow the grass and keep it mowed? Illegals. I thank you.
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