Posted on 01/03/2018 6:32:52 AM PST by davikkm
If youre a chocolate lover like most of normal people out there, boy, do we have bad news for you: according to an official (as in governmental) report courtesy of NOOA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association), due to anthropogenic (as in man-made) climate change/global warming/whatchamacallit, by the year 2050 chocolate will become a thing of the past. Why? Well, due to climate change driven by your gas guzzler, your air conditioner, your latest iPhone or whatever, growing cacao trees will become next to impossible in the not-so-distant future, hence chocolate will suffer the fate of the dodo bird. That means, it will become extinct. Gone. Forever. And ever.
Unfortunately, this is not a joke, but a taxpayer funded so-called study which is aimed at scaring the masses of sheeple into embracing Al Gores theory about catastrophic climate change due to, well, our lavish life-styles or whatever. Basically, if you want your children to have chocolate 30 years from now, youd better start believing what our Lord and Savior, the inventor of internet (thats Al Gore), has to say.
(Excerpt) Read more at investmentwatchblog.com ...
What will Canada do when the Chocolate Moose disappears????
Remember fifty years ago when chocolate was bad for you. The Hippies went for carob.
Here Moosie, Moosie, Moosie ...
LOL...
I already called my investment bank and told them to liquidate my 401k.
Rented a U-Haul.
Will hit every store in the tri state area :)
Canabis News Network omits that chocolate cravings are going to be replaced be edible hashish candies.
Perhaps NOAA will be extinct by 2050.
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