19 REASONS THIS “SURVIVAL” STORY SMELLS FISHY

DangerOnion ^ | October 31, 2017 | DangerOnion

[AZLiberty]

Gilligan’s Island was more believable, too.

[TChad]

Drug smuggling?

I doubt it. They don't seem smart enough, and most drug smugglers try to avoid the limelight.

I like the "We'll sell our story for a million bucks!" explanation.

[sparklite2]

After the financial loss of losing their boat,
this is likely to be an expensive conceit.

[metmom]

The blond one was/is an exotic dancer.

I thought they were supposed to be attractive for a “career” like that.

[Travis McGee]

For sure more plausible.

[Hot Tabasco]

and a dominatrix......