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Carter Offers Self as “Human Shield” [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Oct 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/16/2017 10:52:36 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week, former US President Jimmy Carter offered himself to North Korea’s communist government to “act as a human shield against an attack by the Trump Administration” contending that “even a madman like Trump would surely pull back if he knew an innocent American’s life was at stake.”

Fortunately for the ex-president, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un rebuffed the offer. “Our might is supreme,” Kim boasted. “We have no need for shields—human or otherwise. Mr. Carter, like all of my enemies, will die at a time and place of my choosing. Even those who to attempt to hide like my brother did will be found and killed by my unstoppable assassins.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2017/10/15/presidential-library-wont-include-obama-documents/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: carter; kim; korea; satire

1 posted on 10/16/2017 10:52:37 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
If only he worked with Habitat for Inhumanity" then maybe he would have accepted him.
2 posted on 10/16/2017 10:55:16 AM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: John Semmens

These days I really have a hard time determining what is and what is not satire.


3 posted on 10/16/2017 10:58:07 AM PDT by bigdaddy45
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To: John Semmens

Treason.


4 posted on 10/16/2017 10:58:55 AM PDT by Dalberg-Acton
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To: John Semmens

Go Jimmy Go, and take BO with you.


5 posted on 10/16/2017 11:08:41 AM PDT by Jolla
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To: John Semmens; LS

“Carter offered to be a human shield.

Trump launched the first missile as soon as he arrived on top of the North Korean nuclear site. 8<)


6 posted on 10/16/2017 11:10:11 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: John Semmens

As if we didn’t need another reason to bomb North Korea!!


7 posted on 10/16/2017 11:13:06 AM PDT by MMaschin (The difference between strategy and tactics!)
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To: John Semmens

Please do!


8 posted on 10/16/2017 11:24:09 AM PDT by wastedyears (Anime is real.)
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To: John Semmens

Setting up GOFUNDME to cover Carter’s airfare.


9 posted on 10/16/2017 11:32:10 AM PDT by gunsequalfreedom
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To: John Semmens

Carter Offers Self as “Human Shield”

Once an A$$hole...always an A$$hole. Toss up over who was the worst pres...him or Obozo!


10 posted on 10/16/2017 12:02:20 PM PDT by GoldenPup
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“Carter Offers Self as “Human Shield”
Once an A$$hole...always an A$$hole. Toss up over who was the worst pres...him or Obozo!”

Six of one and a half dozen of the other.


11 posted on 10/16/2017 2:51:08 PM PDT by kagnew
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To: GoldenPup

“Carter Offers Self as “Human Shield”
Once an A$$hole...always an A$$hole. Toss up over who was the worst pres...him or Obozo!”

Six of one and a half dozen of the other.


12 posted on 10/16/2017 2:51:08 PM PDT by kagnew
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