Lawyer Says Dems Ordered Falsification of Records [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Oct 2017 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Democratic National Committee IT aide Imran Awan has been indicted for bank fraud and is suspected of pilfering computer equipment and selling classified materials to the highest bidders. Aaron Page, one of his lawyers says that his Democratic congressional employers told him to falsify records in order to conceal how they were spending public funds.

The alleged falsification scheme entailed bogus invoices showing a expensive equipment incorrectly inventoried at under $500 in value, but with an attached "service plan" to compensate the vendor for the full cost of the item. Later these items frequently disappeared because items listed as under $500 in value are not as closely watched.

One of Awan's employers, Rep. Yvette Clarke (D-NY), discovered that $120,000 worth of equipment went missing from her office. Rather then report a theft, her chief of staff quietly filed papers erasing any record of the equipment from the office inventory. Clarke dismissed the controversy as "a minor matter. The government is a trillion dollars in the red every year. The total debt is twenty trillion. In that context, the fate of a piddling 120 thou is inconsequential. What we should be focusing on is the racism that is denying Colin Kaepernick his rightful place in the National Football League."

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[Liz]

ROTFLOL.......you precisely captured the murky depths to which nervous Democrats will stoop to avoid exposure.

I already got out my maracas———gonna be fun to watch the Democrats do the “CYA Cha Cha Cha.”

[Liz]

The mention of Democrat Yvette Clarke is priceless.

Everything she says is so-o-o-o stupid.

She gets my vote as “The Stupidest Democrat In Congress.”

[arrogantsob]

She plenty of competition.

[Liz]

No question.

[Liz]

Imran's employer, Democrat Yvette Clarke
proudly describes herself as a "Caribbean American."
There's even a "Caribbean Caucus" on Capitol Hill.

Democrat Clarke's Caribe Connection could prove to be interesting.
Clarke had the answers for Democrats as to where to stash tax dollars.

REFERENCE---Investigators found Ponzi King Bernie Madoff had stashed billions offshore---into a labyrinth of financial entities. Some $8.9 billion was funneled to Madoff through a dozen so-called feeder funds based in Europe, the Caribbean and Central America.

Madoff's stash in hedge funds, management companies and service providers evaded scrutiny for decades.

[Lionheartusa1]

Marie Harf must be in 2nd place .

[Liz]

LOL ..... Harf’s n a class by herself....total moron.

[Liz]

On a non-satirical note....keep in mind that falsifying official documents is a ruse to cover-up bigger crimes.