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Dems Assail Trump’s NFL Comments [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 Oct 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/01/2017 10:39:08 AM PDT by John Semmens

President Trump’s objection to NFL players refusing to stand for the playing of the National Anthem prior to the start of their football games spurred outrage among assorted Democrats.

Democratic Coalition chairman Jon Cooper maintained that Trump’s statement that “the sons of bitches who won’t stand for the Anthem ought to be fired” violates federal law. “It’s pretty clear that the president saying someone ought to be fired is a crime,” Cooper said. “This crime carries a penalty of 15 years in prison.”

Despite the lack of any mention of race in Trump’s remarks, Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif) insisted that his statement was “racist. We all know that the NFL is a plantation where black men are forced to risk grievous bodily harm to entertain and enrich white folks. Calling the players who protested their enslavement ‘sons of bitches’ is a ‘dog whistle’ telling their white overseers to fire them. This is the clearest evidence yet that Mr. Trump is unfit to rule and deserves to be impeached.” (Note: the minimum annual salary for “enslaved” NFL players is over $400,000. Many stars earn far more. Detroit Lions Quarterback Matthew Stafford, for example, has a five-year $135 million contract.)

Former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton echoed Waters’ take on the issue and wondered whether Trump “might be sending a coded message to his rich team-owning friends to have a few players killed as an example to others not to challenge his power. That would be a very persuasive message and likely to silence most opposition.”

Left-wing columnist Jonathan Alter cleverly characterized Trump’s words as “the fumble that will end his presidency. Football players are the most revered heroes of our culture. By pissing them off, Trump has ensured they will unite against him. Given the choice between whether to stick with their gridiron favorites or Trump’s lame demand that respecting the anthem and the flag ought to rein-in their right to protest, I think we all know how that will turn out.” Alter hailed reports “that NFL viewership was only down 20 percent seals the deal. Eighty percent will follow the players and vote to oust Trump in 2018.”

In related news, the United Nations Human Rights Council demanded that Canada “apologize and pay reparations to blacks living in their country.” Though Canada never had slavery, and in fact, offered refuge to slaves escaping north from the United States, UN spokesman Adam Blackman pointed out that “the power structure in Canada is white. It’s always been white. What more proof do we need that reparations are warranted?”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2017/09/30/dems-assail-trumps-nfl-comments/


TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Sports
KEYWORDS: impeachment; nfl; racism; satire; trump

1 posted on 10/01/2017 10:39:09 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

LOL, do you really think Liberals are into sports that much? Most are to grumpy to watch them, they are constantly bitter about something. Sports are for the peons and the deplorables, Most Liberals are into the fine arts and high end brand names. Remember Hillary, she was always a Yankee fan, yeah, and Cub fan, and Dodger fan, Giant fan, ad nauseum fan. On super bowl Sunday she is home counting her money and if asked quickly who was playing she’d tell you it was the Cubs against the Lakers.


2 posted on 10/01/2017 10:46:06 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (Damn, the tag line disappeared again? Coursors!)
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To: John Semmens

Haven’t the libs seen the reaction among NFL fans? They’re really doubling down on stupid. Think about this: They find Trump’s comments more offensive than a bunch of overpaid babies throwing a temper tantrum during a moment of respect for our country and flag. Very telling.


3 posted on 10/01/2017 11:14:21 AM PDT by cincinnati65
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