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7 Dead in Chicago. Local Statue Suspected!!
Posted on 08/20/2017 5:59:04 PM PDT by cotton1706
Just for laughs!
TOPICS: Politics
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To: cotton1706
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posted on
08/20/2017 6:10:00 PM PDT
by
Artemis Webb
(Maxine Waters for House Minority Leader!!)
To: cotton1706
What kind of gun was used by the Statue? Isn’t there a statute in ChiCongo that says Statues can’t carry guns?
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posted on
08/20/2017 6:12:20 PM PDT
by
ImNotLying
(The Constitution is an instrument for the people to restrain the government...Patrick Henry)
To: cotton1706
Tonight’s episode of The Untouchables - Stone Killer.
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posted on
08/20/2017 6:25:14 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
To: cotton1706
As per the statue of limitations, that does not pertain to this statue. This statue is not limited. Chicago is likely to experience several more statue-related deaths.
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posted on
08/20/2017 6:37:09 PM PDT
by
rod1
(CTLY)
To: cotton1706
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posted on
08/20/2017 6:52:21 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Are you tired of winning yet?)
To: cotton1706
The statue was triggered by defecating pigeons.
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posted on
08/20/2017 6:53:39 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(DinosorosExtinction)
To: cotton1706
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posted on
08/20/2017 7:15:00 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Are you tired of winning yet?)
To: cotton1706
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posted on
08/20/2017 7:40:02 PM PDT
by
Brandonmark
(Made America Great Again! 11.08.2016 - A DAY OF RENEWAL)
To: cotton1706
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posted on
08/20/2017 7:40:03 PM PDT
by
Brandonmark
(Made America Great Again! 11.08.2016 - A DAY OF RENEWAL)
To: Brandonmark
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posted on
08/20/2017 8:14:08 PM PDT
by
Songcraft
(Pray without ceasing. 1 Thessalonians 5:17)
To: ImNotLying
Maybe the statues statutes expired.
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posted on
08/20/2017 8:46:45 PM PDT
by
rawcatslyentist
(TETELESTI Read em and weep Lucy! Yer times almost up.)
To: cotton1706
The statue had been angry lately due to feeling like he was taken for granite.
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posted on
08/20/2017 9:04:28 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
To: Brandonmark
Watch out for these guys too...
(That's Lumberjack Kaepernack in his new job, kneeling up there during the singing of
"The Lumberjack Song".)
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posted on
08/20/2017 9:08:21 PM PDT
by
Songcraft
(Pray without ceasing. 1 Thessalonians 5:17)
To: Pray All Day
Thanks for posting that song.
Hadn’t heard it for a while.. great laughs :)
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posted on
08/20/2017 9:53:40 PM PDT
by
redinIllinois
(Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' grandma - multi issue voter)
To: redinIllinois
:-)
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posted on
08/20/2017 10:09:25 PM PDT
by
Songcraft
(Pray without ceasing. 1 Thessalonians 5:17)
To: cotton1706
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posted on
08/20/2017 10:28:08 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: ImNotLying
What kind of gun was used by the Statue? Bronze, of course. Used black powder made from pigeon droppings.
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posted on
08/21/2017 12:43:21 AM PDT
by
Swordmaker
(This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... bet if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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