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Astrologers warn upcoming solar eclipse could spell disaster for Trump
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| August 9, 2017
| Alex Lasker
Posted on 08/09/2017 1:25:15 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Put down those astrology cards. Here is the latest prediction from NASA:
Just as the sun reaches the Baily’s Beads phase, a alien mother ship will move around from the opposite side of the moon and begin lifting up the crowds watching the eclipse. Billions will be taken into the mother ship to be transported to the closest alien colony on the planet Unicorn.
/sarc.
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posted on
08/09/2017 1:54:56 PM PDT
by
jonrick46
(The Left has a mental illness: A totalitarian psyche.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
The magic chicken bones predicted he would lose the election. And Madame Zorba’s crystal ball says he will meet a stocky Russian dictator ...
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posted on
08/09/2017 1:56:43 PM PDT
by
IronJack
To: 2ndDivisionVet
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posted on
08/09/2017 1:57:47 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(Iron Maiden can't be fought)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
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posted on
08/09/2017 1:59:47 PM PDT
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, the REAL Russia-US scandal (UraniumOne Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes) See my home page)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
And sadly AOL is my go-to source for insightful news...
/s
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posted on
08/09/2017 2:00:37 PM PDT
by
xzins
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I’m not much for astrology as a predictor of the future. Divination by entrails, that’s where it’s at. What mysteries of the universe will be revealed by the knotty convolutions within Hillary’s bowels? We won’t know until we open ‘er up to take a look.
To: 2ndDivisionVet
It could even be as disastrous as Y2K!
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posted on
08/09/2017 2:01:12 PM PDT
by
x
To: 2ndDivisionVet
That’s the perfect window to put the little tyrant in Pyongyang and his coterie into the dirt-nap state.
To: 2ndDivisionVet
>>Yes, this is an actual news report.<<
Aol? The old America Online that went broke or got absorbed (I can’t remember which)?
Or is it supposed to be Lol?
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posted on
08/09/2017 2:03:35 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(The UK has no death penalty, unless you are an 11 month old infant with no arrest history)
To: PROCON
(End times — church and bar swap):
That nay be one of the best gifs I have ever seen on the subject!!!
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posted on
08/09/2017 2:04:41 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(The UK has no death penalty, unless you are an 11 month old infant with no arrest history)
To: Freee-dame
Freee-dame * "Astrologers were the subject of ridicule when Nancy Reagan was First Lady. Now they are newsworthy?" ... Exactly! Also, which astrologer with the prophetic visions predicted a Trumpslide?
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posted on
08/09/2017 2:07:06 PM PDT
by
heterosupremacist
(Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Explains why AOL news is a failure.
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posted on
08/09/2017 2:09:26 PM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Insanity, even when disguised by a nice-sounding name, is still insanity.)
To: BitWielder1
I don’t do floats past seven digits.
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posted on
08/09/2017 2:11:23 PM PDT
by
BraveMan
To: I want the USA back
I wonder if those old AOL discs can be safely used to view eclipses. :-)
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posted on
08/09/2017 2:14:00 PM PDT
by
cgbg
(Hidden behind the social justice warrior mask is corruption and sexual deviance.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
“God is our refuge and strength.” Psalm 46:1
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posted on
08/09/2017 2:22:05 PM PDT
by
txrefugee
(.)
To: heterosupremacist
Look up “Astrology King” and go visit his website.
To: 2ndDivisionVet
I guess that, tomorrow, we will have a story about a high priest in the pagan temple reading the entrails of goats.
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posted on
08/09/2017 2:30:25 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Vacate the chair! Ryan must go.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Whenever I think of “astrologers” I think of one of Granny Clampett’s potions.”Jed,I'll need a pinch of swamp lizard squeezins...”
To: cgbg
AOL discs
I’m not sure about those, BUT, an old 5.25” Floppy Disk had a slot in it. That slot can be safely used to shield the eye to view the eclipse. Tried it for last partial solar eclipse in Boston - can’t remember the year...
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posted on
08/09/2017 2:43:02 PM PDT
by
Paisan
To: blueunicorn6
Now Obama.....there’s a different story. nobama excels at spellin'/sayin' 'I' and 'me.'
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posted on
08/09/2017 2:55:30 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(Turn signals and brake lights... instant messaging before there was instant messaging.)
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