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‘Legacy’ Legislation to Honor McCain Proposed [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 August 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/05/2017 2:41:13 PM PDT by John Semmens

Fresh off his crucial vote to kill the repeal of Obamacare, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) is now working with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) to craft what McCain called “a fitting legacy to honor my service to the country and Senate over my lifetime.”

The bill they are drafting is a revival of the so-called “Gang of Eight” measure passed by the Senate in 2013, but rejected by the House. It would give a path to citizenship to most illegal immigrants, greatly increase the number of visas to allow companies to replace American workers with foreigners and greatly increase the number of legal immigrants who would be eligible to enter the country over the next 30 years.

Schumer suggested that “the new law might be dubbed ‘McCainesty’ as way to help people remember the man we are honoring with this crucial reform to our immigration policy. Considering the dire health of Sen. McCain, his good friend Sen. Graham (R-SC) has reluctantly agreed to surrender his long-held claimed right to name the policy change ‘Grahamnesty.’”

McCain compared his proposal with the immigration bill recently unveiled by the Trump Administration, calling it “a glaring contrast between a stance of selfishness and generosity. Trump wants to restrict immigration to protect already rich Americans from having to share our nation’s wealth with those less fortunate. This is not the America I want to leave behind when I’m gone. I want an America that lives up to the Statue of Liberty’s promise to house the homeless, wretched masses yearning to eat free.”

The Senator cited the $1.3 billion in welfare paid to illegal immigrants by Los Angeles County over the last two years as “a down payment on our historic promise. Our new bill will remove barriers to an even greater fulfillment of the dream of a more equitable redistribution of the Earth’s bounty and take us further toward President Obama’s vision of a transformed world.”

Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti endorsed the McCain-Schumer initiative as “a demonstration of common sense. In theory, the redistribution could be accomplished by sending our wealth to other countries. It would be more practical, though, to let the beneficiaries come here. Not only will they spend a greater portion of the welfare in the local community, they’ll also be present to cast the votes needed to elect those who will work to continue the transformation.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2017/08/05/legacy-legislation-to-honor-mccain-proposed/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: amnesty; immigration; mccain; satire

1 posted on 08/05/2017 2:41:13 PM PDT by John Semmens
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I don’t think I can despise that treasonous prick any more then I do.


2 posted on 08/05/2017 2:56:30 PM PDT by gibsonguy
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To: John Semmens
Given that I'm in good health today and McLame is about to check out it's highly likely that I'll outlive him.

If I do I vow that I will visit his grave site once...and only once.

When I arrive at the headstone my bladder will be full.When I leave a minute or so later it will be empty and that headstone will be damp.

3 posted on 08/05/2017 3:05:50 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (ObamaCare Works For Those Who Don't.)
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Well they better keep the location a secret because if they don’t you will be standing in a very long line.


4 posted on 08/05/2017 3:15:45 PM PDT by gibsonguy
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To: Gay State Conservative

5 posted on 08/05/2017 4:29:13 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Gay State Conservative

If I do I vow that I will visit his grave site once...and only once.

Hopefully when you’re bladder is full.


6 posted on 08/05/2017 7:10:01 PM PDT by GoldenPup
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