Posted on 07/03/2017 12:43:22 PM PDT by John Semmens
GOP plans to cut funding to Planned Parenthood inspired some creative rationalizations from a couple of Democrats this week. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Calif) charged that Republican efforts to block tax dollars from going to fund abortions at Planned Parenthood "dishonors God. If God didn't want us to abort unnecessary children why would He have allowed us to develop the technology to safely accomplish this?"
Sen. Cory Booker (NJ) likened himself and his fellow proponents of federal funding for Planned Parenthood to the soldiers who stormed the Normandy beaches in 1944. "We may not have to face the bullets and bombardment from entrenched Nazi hordes, but we are just as brave as those who did," Booker lamely maintained. "The abortion services provided by Planned Parenthood are a vital front in our battle against a horde of unwanted offspring that would ravage our planet more thoroughly than the Nazis ever could have. They may call us 'baby murderers,' but we are 'planet savers' who each ought to get a 'medal of honor' for our courageous sacrifice on behalf of the future."
California Attorney General Xavier Becerra is refiling charges against pro-life advocates David Daleiden and Sandra Merritt for their undercover exposé of Planned Parenthood's illegal trafficking in aborted baby parts. This action came after a judge struck down 14 of 15 earlier charges.
Becerra insisted that "by portraying themselves as prospective participants in a criminal act Daleiden and Merritt unfairly deceived the officials at Planned Parenthood into making incriminating statements. This violated their Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. It also unfairly exploited Planned Parenthood's expectation of confidentiality. Were we to let such a betrayal go unpunished others would be encouraged to similarly infiltrate and expose matters that Planned Parenthood and other organizations working to implement a progressive agenda would rather remain private."
The California AG cited recent testimony from Minnesota in which Planned Parenthood employees were reported to have promised one anxious prospective late-term abortion client that "if the baby was to come out still alive and active, most likely we would break the baby's neck" as "further evidence to support my case. Breaking a baby's neck may seem cruel or indelicate, but it may be necessary to get the job done. Do we really want to go down a road that will cause every abortion practitioner to question whether normal procedures could land them in legal trouble?"
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,269780.0.html
Lying liberals will say anything to support their eugenic abortions.
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