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Johnson Says DNC Refused DHS Help [fake satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 June 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/24/2017 2:12:50 PM PDT by John Semmens

This week, former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson testified before the House Intelligence Committee. Johnson became the latest former Obama Administration official to verify that there is no evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russians. Perhaps more relevant, however, was his puzzlement at the Democratic National Committee’s refusal of his proffer of assistance in the wake of their computers being hacked.

“Considering what was at stake, I would have thought that putting the federal government’s expertise into play to protect the DNC’s confidential communications was a ‘no-brainer,’” Johnson said. “But despite my entreaties and offers from the FBI to do a forensic analysis to try to identify the origins of the hack of their email system, Chairwoman Wasserman-Schultz repulsed our aid.”

Former DNC vice chairwoman Donna Brazile, confirmed that federal officials had been in contact with her regarding hacking. “I talked to the general counsel of the DNC and he assured me that every step along the way we were notified of these issues,” Brazile said. “At no time did we ignore the warning from the FBI or any other federal officials.”

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla) charged that “Johnson’s implication that I ignored his or the FBI’s warnings is a lie. I didn’t reject their help. From our perspective, even more important than keeping hackers from accessing our confidential files was keeping our covert operation to ensure that Hillary would have a clear path to secure the Party’s presidential nomination from being exposed. I’m proud to say that mission was accomplished.”

Wasserman Schultz lamented that “this extra boost we gave her was wasted by a lackluster campaign that neglected to make a case for voters to choose her over Trump. Now she’s trying to make that hack and me the scapegoat for her whole bogus ‘Trump cheated’ theme. Well, I’m not taking the rap.”

Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) characterized Wasserman-Schultz’s comments as “essentially, an admission of a crime.” Wasserman-Schultz professed herself as “unconcerned” because “Sanders will never file a complaint. Without a victim’s complaint there is no crime to be prosecuted.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2017/06/24/johnson-says-dnc-refused-dhs-help/


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; emails; hacked; satire

1 posted on 06/24/2017 2:12:50 PM PDT by John Semmens
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The very fact that the DNC rejected both DHLS and the FBI’s request to investigate the claimed Russian hacking is sufficient evidence there was no hacking. The entire matter is a fraud. The DNC has such a sordid history of lies, falsified stories, and fabricated events, it makes good sense to believe the hacking is just one more piece of their mischief making.


2 posted on 06/24/2017 2:38:06 PM PDT by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-hereQaeda" and its allies.)
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