Posted on 04/14/2017 10:27:04 PM PDT by John Semmens
Facing a tough reelection campaign, German Chancellor Angela Merkel struggles to convince voters that her open borders approach to Muslim immigrants hasn't been a disaster. In an interview published in a German magazine this week she insisted "we will never accept terror."
Some of her critics have contended that "admitting millions of Muslims is a defacto acceptance of terror." Merkel rebuffed this criticism, saying that "last year only 22 Germans were murdered by Islamic immigrants. In a population of 80 million this is a minuscule casualty rate. Considering that the fear of being attacked by Islamic fanatics has deterred many Germans from unnecessarily leaving home, it's possible that more lives were saved by having fewer traffic fatalities than were lost by these murders. So, clearly, terror does seem to have some potential positive offsets."
"My bigger concern is that Germans are not reproducing at a high enough rate to replace those that die of old age," the Chancellor lamented. "These immigrants will solve that problem. Their willingness to bear children will more than offset our birth dearth. Surely, the loss of a few dozen individuals at the hands of the terrorist portion of the immigrants is not too high a price to pay."
"I urge all citizens who are concerned about their safety to do what I do," Merkel advised. "First, forego all unnecessary travel. For the occasions in which this is not possible, beef up your security detail. Never travel on public transit. Always ride in vehicles with bulletproof glass and body armor. Avoid public places like shopping malls, theaters, stadiums, parks, schools, libraries, and the like. Shop by phone or the Internet and have your purchases delivered whenever you can. Have a member of your domestic staff run all errands outside the home. In short, if you are sensibly cautious your chance of being murdered by a terrorist or a common criminal should be acceptably low."
In related news, some migrants are sold into slavery before they reach Europe. Since the Obama Administration liberated Libya from long-time dictator Qadaffi in 2011 the successor government has established slave markets to dispose of non-Muslim migrants entering its territory on their way to Europe. The Department for Combating Illegal Migration (DCIM) of the Ministry of the Interior justified the sales arguing that "the Quran explicitly grants Muslims the right to kill or enslave any non-Muslims who fall into our hands. This was Muhammed's practice. It is our practice. No unbelievers have the right to criticize us for it."
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Merkel said twenty two is a jaunt through Chicago.
2017 DEATH TOLL : 169
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/2017-chicago-murders
If Merkel were to be a victim in the next attack that would be an exceedingly very small and also tiny coupled with more miniscule number.
>your chance of being murdered by a terrorist or a common criminal should be acceptably low
Rule 1: if there is a risk, kill it. No islam, no illegals, no excuses.
If you disagree, GTFO and join the enemy.
This makes Mrs. Merkel look ‘too’ wise.
(read the story of Raymond Myles at the link)
“Know Islam No Peace”. “No Islam Know Peace”.
I know this is satire but I do wonder if her attitude toward allowing the deadliest cult in the world to enter her country meant her losing all her family members through terrorism would sway her attitude ever so slightly.
I do accept there are those who are Muslim who don’t want anything to do with the things the more fanatical in their cult does but it’s still all part of the same cult. Can’t call it a religion. No religion calls for the beheading or subjugation of those who don’t embrace their cult.
Not reproducing? This is part of the culture of abortion. Wipe out your own people and when it is time to replace the aging workforce there is no natural citizens!
Merkel told Germans: “You scardy cats whine about terror? You oughta live in Chicago.”
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