Good evening, John. 
Posted on 03/17/2017 3:36:13 PM PDT by John Semmens
State Rep. Jessica Farrar (D-Austin) has introduced a bill that would impose a $100 fine for each instance of "masturbatory emissions that occur outside a woman's vagina."
Farrar contended that her "satirical" bill "is meant to highlight the comparable absurdities of right-wing legislation aimed at deterring abortions. Let's see how men like it when their precious bodily fluids come under the same kind of regulation that impedes a woman's access to an abortion. Every spilled sperm, like every aborted fetus, represents a potential life that could've been brought to term. If a woman can be forced to bear a fetus to term why shouldn't a man be forced to confine his emissions to reproductive ends?"
The fact that each ejaculation contains millions of sperm cells was held by Farrar to "illuminate the greater magnitude of the offense committed by men. An abortion terminates only a single fetus. Masturbation terminates millions of potential fetuses. Clearly, men are guilty of the greater crime." Taking a cue from an old Seinfeld TV episode, Farrar said the fine would rely on an "honor system until such a time as comprehensive and universal surveillance can be established throughout the state."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/214650-2017-03-17-semi-news-semi-satire-march-19-2017-edition.htm
ping
How much for an annual pass?
That’s gonna bankrupt some guys.
Lawmakers will tax anything.
So a fertilized egg is a baby taken to various stages for nine months including a late term abortion where a. Any can live outside the womb.
That is to the left wing convenience murders, is the same thing as untertilized egg/ semen. Brilliant!
Heh. Who gets to gather evidence?
Sorry John. I read the original story - there’s no way that you can out-crazy this (alleged) female.
gigetty
Wouldn’t that be the same thing as making blog posts?
Actually Kelloggs Corn Flakes was brought to the market with a feature that it lessened masturbation. Eat more Kelloggs Cornflakes and support the liberal agenda.
Then shouldn’t we fine a woman every months for dropping an egg that gets flushed away if it is not fertilized?
Fair is “Fair” in liberal land right?
What is the recidivism rate?
Good evening, John.
Wrong, if that were the case women would have millions of babies with every pregnancy. Thus every sperm ejected into a female is not a viable human being at all. Just as every egg a woman passes through menstrual cycles is not a viable baby. While when the two are combined there is a possibility for a baby, neither are capable of producing a baby on their own.
An aborted fetus though has already begun that process, after the two elements needed have met, and truly is a baby in the making.
Thought the EPA was supposed to regulate emissions.
A waste of taxpayer’s money.
Making blog posts are that much fun?
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