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Everybody's The CEO of Nothing
http://www.volkaysvolcano.com/2017/01/09/everybodys-the-ceo-of-nothing/ ^ | 01/11/2017 | Chris Volkay

Posted on 01/11/2017 2:39:03 PM PST by cvolkay

I just checked my Linkedin deal. Wowee Zowee. Never have I seen so many muey importante hombres. Holy Mackerel! Gee Whiz! Everybody on those “friends you might want” pages is either the CEO or President of something. “President and fluffer at PUREGENIUS Movies, CEO of the Timmy Tinklenuts Foundation for the advancement of multi-talented savants. Wow. Aren’t there any regular people on Linkedin? or for that matter Twitter or Facebook, you know like you and me. Jeez!

Wouldn’t you like to investigate some of these companies that these people are president or CEO of? There she is, she’s Meryl Stench (Adviser, vice-president, chief chemist and CEO of the Schlomo Snerd Foundation for the advancement of socialist drivel.)

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TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; clickbait; fakenewsblog; humor; linkedin

1 posted on 01/11/2017 2:39:03 PM PST by cvolkay
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To: cvolkay

Hey, what caused you to excerpt your own blog?
Why not post the whole thing?

Looking for hits?


2 posted on 01/11/2017 2:42:04 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

How dare you address the CEO of a blog in such a manner!


3 posted on 01/11/2017 2:46:06 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76

I’m a gosh-darn rascal that way, s’truth.


4 posted on 01/11/2017 2:47:59 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: cvolkay

Not sure what you’re looking at on LinkedIn but I’ve found it to be a great tool with a lot of us ‘peons’ on there staying in touch. Found my current position through a contact on there that I’d previously worked with and got back in touch through it. Think it’s a great tool and folks have self monitored, for the most part, to keep it professional and not become another Facebook. Of course that’s my opinion, but then yours is an opinion as well.


5 posted on 01/11/2017 2:49:53 PM PST by reed13k
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To: cvolkay

U was recently promoted to Vice President in Charge Of Looking out The Window.


6 posted on 01/11/2017 3:01:41 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (GET OUT OF DONALD'S HOUSE!)
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To: cvolkay

Just saw your recent sign-up date. Welcome to Free Republic.

7 posted on 01/11/2017 3:02:14 PM PST by Blue Jays ( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I not U


8 posted on 01/11/2017 3:02:43 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (GET OUT OF DONALD'S HOUSE!)
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To: cvolkay

Someone needs better colleagues. My contacts all have their real-life paying jobs listed. If all your contacts are nothingburgers, whose fault is that?


9 posted on 01/11/2017 3:05:49 PM PST by No.6
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To: cvolkay

I personally know of hundreds of VPs and Directors of nothing at major corporations. Literally people with such titles with zero direct reports or perhaps maybe 1 or 2. Hundreds. Not kidding.


10 posted on 01/11/2017 3:14:25 PM PST by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable!)
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To: SamAdams76

“How dare you address the CEO of a blog in such a manner!”

Yeah! We’re all CEOs of our FReeper names!


11 posted on 01/11/2017 3:15:20 PM PST by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable!)
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To: cvolkay

Blog pimping is frowned upon here.


12 posted on 01/11/2017 3:29:55 PM PST by Bigg Red (To Thee, O Lord, I lift my soul. Thank you for saving our Republic.)
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To: CodeToad
'Snot hard to believe. Heck, every large Wall Street bank suffers from massive title bloat.
13 posted on 01/12/2017 5:12:41 AM PST by Mmmike
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