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95 Poll Books Missing in Michigan Recount [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 Dec 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/18/2016 7:32:31 AM PST by John Semmens

In the Detroit precincts where voter logs showed fewer people casting ballots than votes that were counted on election day the recount effort also discovered that 95 voter log books went missing. While the mismatch of counts and the disappearing books would seem to imply that election fraud played a role in boosting the candidacy of Hillary Clinton, Detroit elections officials insisted that everything was legit.

Democratic precinct chairman Charlie Crook assured that “these little discrepancies happen nearly every year. The so-called missing logs were merely sent out for re-calibration. Now that they’ve been fixed the gap between voters recorded and ballots counted has been significantly reduced. If it weren’t for time pressure and excessive scrutiny by outsiders I’m sure a perfect balance could’ve been achieved.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2016/12/18/rnc-averts-hack-that-duped-dnc/


TOPICS: Government; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; elections; fraud; satire

1 posted on 12/18/2016 7:32:31 AM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 12/18/2016 7:41:33 AM PST by seawolf101 (Member LES DEPLORABLES)
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Well, how can we find out how many times Mickey Mouse voted for hillary, if those are missing?


3 posted on 12/18/2016 8:00:06 AM PST by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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The flag that’s up is really red.

red


4 posted on 12/18/2016 8:03:39 AM PST by Redwood71
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Check out the precinct chairman’s name. LOLLLLLLLLLLL


5 posted on 12/18/2016 8:05:56 AM PST by Cats Pajamas (It went up to the Cloud. You canÂ’t get it down from the Cloud? Nobody understands the Cloud, it's a)
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