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DUmmie FUnnies 12-12-16 (DUmmies Pray to Blue Fairy Obama to Stop Trump)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 12, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/12/2016 9:27:07 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Blue Fairy! Blue Fairy! Obama! Obama! Please stop Donald Trump from becoming President by any means necessary even if it is totally unconstitutional and would cause civil war.

Yeah, after all that lecturing during the campaign about the necessity of ACCEPTING the election results, the DUmmies and many liberals are NOT accepting the election results. So what to do to stop Trump? Anything! Anything! Anything! You can see the hilarious DUmmie desperation in this thread, President Obama can save this country. Your Blue Fairy will certainly save the day...NOT! So let us watch the DUmmies helplessly but hilariously pray for salvation from the coming Trumpocalypse in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to getting his PredictIt money next Monday when the Electoral College verifies that Trump WON, is in the [barackets]:

President Obama can save this country.

[Naw! It would cut into his golf time.]

He needs to go on TV and speak to the nation. He has to lay out the interference by Russia in our democratic process, even at the risk of compromising sources and methods. He needs to go on to say an election that happened under the influence of such interference is a nullity. He should set a new election date. Then he should announce he has positioned troops around the country and called up the National Guard and he will not hesitate to declare martial law in the event of violence.

[You need to appear at your local Funny Farm and announce you are checking in for the next 2961 days of the Trump presidency.]

He will rank with Washington and Lincoln in the history of this nation if he does. If he doesn't we will have to fix things ourselves and it will be very messy.

[Is that a threat, DUmmie rzemanfl? I repeat for the Secret Service, DUmmie rzemanfl. Now on to his fellow desperate DUmmies...]

He will.

[Yup. And the blue tooth fairy will also leave money under your pillow for losing your mind.]

From your keyboard to some all powerful being's eyes.

[Goddess Gaia?]

I think they already said the results stand unfortunately.

[KILLJOY!!!]

I believe that if Mr. President knows information that the Russian's threw our election that he will do something about it. I do. He's a bad whammer jammer!

[At least we know your jammer got whammed.]

I wonder if he can recall all the Secret Service agents from NYC?

[I wonder if your mind lived thru birth.]

totally agree. He is putting every duck in a row, following rigorous legal procedure before he takes action. That's his track record in office. And I like it!

[I would love to see this DUmmie's face on 1/20 when he discovers that Obama never played three dimensional chess.]

This is Obama, to a T. And it is one of the many reasons why I have such confidence in him.

[I BEEEEEEELEEEEEEEVE!!!]

It's not too late until the electors cast their votes dont give up hope!

[A whole week to go and already one faithless elector and a whole bunch of Hillary electors who have pledged NOT to vote for Trump.]

EC should postpone voting until all votes recounted in MI, FL, PA, WI. What's with the date? Dates can be postponed for various reasons and we have good ones.

[I hate to break it to this DUmmie but MI & PA recounts have been dismissed, FL recount never happened, and Trump has increased his lead in WI.]

And I do believe he can be a real bad ass and won't be surprised if he instills martial law for a time being. A friend who spent her entire career in the army told me she thinks that is what he will do.

[And the rest of her time was spent in the Rubber Room.]

He can declare a national emergency under the National Emergency Act.

[He can declare your vacuous skull a national emergency.]

I believe in him. I believe he will do the right thing.

[I BEEEEEEELEEEEEEEVE!!!]

You know, i think anything is possible. And there is so much we don't know.

[The second sentence are the truest words you ever typed.]

we know enough that the EC should postpone voting til after the recounts and Congressional investig. into Russian hacks.

[DUmmie wordpix better wear a very durable diaper next Monday.]

It would also help to arrest Trump. And call for new elections at the same time. I expect none of this to happen.

[A refreshing burst of reality at the end.]

Time for a little Jedi mind trick!

[May the Farce be with you!]

There are no election redos under our constitution. And President Obama is not a dictator. He has no power to nullify a national election.

[KILLJOY!!!]

EC needs to postpone voting til after Congress'l investigation & recounts

[Enjoying your visit to Fantasyland?]

Why set a date for a new election at all. With the massive hacking of the votes he could simply say that he was the last president elected by the people in a fair election. That no new election would be set until a point and time where voting could be guaranteed "hack free". For the vast majority of us we'd not have a problem extending his term out 2, 4, or even 8 more years. Then declare martial law and if the red staters revolted we'd crush them with our military. Perhaps in the next election their votes really wouldn't matter. It would be a win win or our party and real America.

[A DUmmie in his sandbox fantasizing about President-for-Life Obama.]

Has DU lost its mind? You don't cancel elections that have been held and certified. Who even has the authority to cancel an election? Would be a constitutional crisis with lots of violence and people leaving the country. Everyone knows that canceling prior elections, where no constitutional provision exists, is the Pandora's Box to dictatorships.

[But to answer your question---Yes, DUmmieland has lost its mind.]

My prediction is that the President will say and do nothing. And I hope I am incorrect on this, but nothing in the past eight years gives me any hope that what you write will happen. Plus, I cannot see how the Constitution would allow for this.

[A cold depressing splash of harsh reality. See you next Monday, DUmmies, for the Electoral College vote!]


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The only thing better than next Monday when the Electoral College makes the Trump victory official will be January 20. Lots of great DUFUs should come out of both days.
1 posted on 12/12/2016 9:27:07 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 12/12/2016 9:28:28 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Glenn Beck is one Blood Bucket shy of the Funny Farm)
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To: PJ-Comix
"an election that happened under the influence of such interference is a nullity.

A "nullity"?

3 posted on 12/12/2016 9:30:45 AM PST by Personal Responsibility (We need a separation of press and state!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't recall anyone on our side going anything like this nuts after Obama was elected the first time in 2008, and then re-elected in 2012.

I remember how much it hurt me personally, especially in 2012. I was in a lot of psychic pain, basically giving up on the America I knew, accepting that the country would never be the same, and that my children and grandchildren would never get to experience freedom — including freedom from fear of the government — as I knew it growing up. I know a lot of other people here at FR were in a lot of pain back then, but nothing like this.

The most vehement public reaction was Rush Limbaugh's famous "I hope he fails" article, and the subsequent discussion of it.

4 posted on 12/12/2016 9:33:49 AM PST by Steely Tom ([VOTE FRAUD] == [CIVIL WAR])
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?


5 posted on 12/12/2016 9:34:31 AM PST by glasseye
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To: PJ-Comix
Very funny bump of the DU nut-jobs
6 posted on 12/12/2016 9:38:20 AM PST by KSCITYBOY (The media is corrupt)
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To: Steely Tom
Guess dumb liberals don't understand that Trump's plan to reduce government regulations and taxes on businesses will crate jobs and great wealth for the USA.
7 posted on 12/12/2016 9:38:28 AM PST by Democrat_media (bot funded Jill Stein's recount website.12 million $ from Soros behind big scheme)
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To: Democrat_media

Top ten


8 posted on 12/12/2016 9:39:29 AM PST by Mercat (Men never do evil so fully and cheerfully as when they do it out of conscience.” (Blaise Pascal))
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To: PJ-Comix

Me thinks, maybe they need reeducation.


9 posted on 12/12/2016 9:40:17 AM PST by deweyfrank (Nobody's Perfect)
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To: PJ-Comix
Fantasizing about Obama becoming a dictator? About using the military to exterminate conservatives?

Aren't these the things they've been claiming that Trump will do?

Oh, and to the dummy who said they'll "Crush red-staters with our military" -- I think you're forgetting that red states provide a large number of military personal and that the military continues to poll at close to 70-75% conservative and/or Republican. Good luck ordering them to "crush" conservative Americans.

10 posted on 12/12/2016 9:41:56 AM PST by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Flag burners can go screw -- I'm mighty PROUD of that ragged old flag)
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To: PJ-Comix

When I told a guy on .FB that I was praying that Trump did the right thing, he said I was talking to my “imaginary friend in the sky”. I don’t want to talk to that lib idiot ever again!


11 posted on 12/12/2016 9:43:07 AM PST by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Clearly those last 2 comments are from FReeper trolls. They’re way too lucid to be DUmmies.


12 posted on 12/12/2016 9:45:45 AM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is public enemy #1)
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To: Democrat_media

They do understand. That’s why they don’t want to see it. They want rust belters, blacks and hispanics in the Democrat plantation


13 posted on 12/12/2016 9:50:22 AM PST by ari-freedom (Chicken Little Concerned for Trump people are almost as annoying as NeverTrumpers!)
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To: Democrat_media

It’s not that they don’t understand, they don’t care. They want the US to be like Cuba or Russia. And since they won’t move there, they will just keep trying to take our country down until it’s a third world $hithole!


14 posted on 12/12/2016 9:52:25 AM PST by gr8eman (Don't waste your energy trying to understand commies. Use it to defeat them!)
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To: PJ-Comix

The Left will try to attack us by throwing cupcakes and EBT cards


15 posted on 12/12/2016 9:52:51 AM PST by ari-freedom (Chicken Little Concerned for Trump people are almost as annoying as NeverTrumpers!)
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Wow, these people really are delusional....As far as Obama invoking a coup, these IDIOTS don’t seem to understand that the people that own the guns and the majority of young military people would NOT be down with this crap.


16 posted on 12/12/2016 10:02:33 AM PST by Maverick68
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To: workerbee
Clearly those last 2 comments are from FReeper trolls. They’re way too lucid to be DUmmies.

I signed up there a few years ago to cause trouble.I guess I wasn't subtle or clever enough because I was banned in very short order.

17 posted on 12/12/2016 10:09:57 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Deplorables' Lives Matter)
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To: PJ-Comix
It would also help to arrest Trump. And call for new elections at the same time

Good insight into the Dim mindset.

"I don't like the results. Ergo, do away with them at the point of a gun, which I don't particularly approve of either."

18 posted on 12/12/2016 10:12:03 AM PST by wbill
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd
"Crush red-staters with our military"

Most or their military are trannies.

19 posted on 12/12/2016 10:14:37 AM PST by tbpiper
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

These people seriously need some help. They have lost touch with reality.


20 posted on 12/12/2016 10:15:01 AM PST by USNBandit (Sarcasm engaged at all times)
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