Posted on 11/21/2016 11:24:00 AM PST by w1n1
The pickup line to reel in a catch. It's a classic when it comes to catching the attention of the opposite sex. There are pickup lines in every Angler walk of life. So, I asked some of my fishing buddies about some of the best lines they've heard of (or used).
These guys are serious anglers that they started telling me about different types of fishing lines used for different fishes, literally. Guess that's why they're single, or haven't been on dates in quite a while. However, once I explained what kind of "line" I meant, they came up with several.
Here are eight of them:
"A shark just ate my girlfriend. Will you be my new one?" (yes, very corny)
"Hey baby, if I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you." (corny)
"There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I see you with me."
"Want to compare tan lines?"
"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes." Read the rest of them here, what pickup lines have you used?
Lord, I want to post one but I’m scared to...*LOL*
I’m gonna FReepmail it to ya...OK???
You’ve got me hook, line and sinker babe.
All I know is about the young lady who went fishing with 5 male friends and came home with a red snapper.
Honest...that slimy stuff on my fingers came from the fish.
What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?
“Have you ever posed with a fishbra?”
If beauty were a drop of water, you’d be an ocean.
Baby, I love to eat fish smelling things......
It’s been so long since I’ve used a pickup line (married 43 years) I forget!
In a dockside bar one night, crowd was mixed locals and tourists. A very attractive, young blonde comes in with another friend and, as it turns out, her very attractive mom following behind. Too old for the young ladies (a man’s got to know his limitations) I started up a conversation with the mom. We hit it off and were having a good time when the daughter comes over to check on mom and say hey. That is when I noticed the attractive young blonde had a ring like a nose ring, but it was in her lip. WTH?
I told her that I could help her if she had a few minutes. She looked puzzled. She said, “Help?”
I said, “Yeah, I have some pliers back in a tackle box on the boat that I could get that thing out of your mouth with.”
Well... her mom laughed anyway...
The only ones I can think of would get me slapped!
Well, I'm gonna miss her!
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lake shore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite...
“Do you like fish sticks as much as I do?” /Kanye
Hello Ladies!
There was a cute gal fishing on the pier.
I walked over, gave her a smile and said “I’ve got worms.”
“Hello Ladies!”
There it is.
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