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German Court Overturns Rape Conviction [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 30 Oct 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/31/2016 10:01:47 AM PDT by John Semmens

The Iraqi immigrant who raped a ten-year old boy in the changing area of a swimming pool in the Austrian capital of Vienna had his conviction overturned by the German Supreme Court this past week.

The assailant, Amir A, had previously offered a “sexual emergency” argument in justification of the rape. “It had been more than four months since I had seen my wife and I had to receive sexual release for the sake of my health,” he claimed. The health of his victim was negatively impacted by the encounter. The child suffered severe anal injuries and is still plagued by serious post-traumatic stress disorder.

The trial court rejected the “sexual emergency” plea and Amir A was convicted of sexual assault and rape. On appeal, Supreme Court President Thomas Philipp overturned the rape conviction on the grounds that “the fact that the defendant did not have a fluidity with the German language supports an argument that he did not understand that the his struggling victim was objecting to the sexual encounter. The notion that the boy’s age or physical resistance would be adequate evidence of lack of consent unfairly imposes Western standards on a person from a non-western culture. It is my understanding that where Amir comes from violently subduing a child for the purposes of sexual gratification is an accepted practice.” Consequently, Philipp vacated Amir’s conviction “lest we make him a victim of rules he neither understands nor consents to.”

In related news, a Syrian refugee with four wives and 23 children has been receiving nearly $400,000 a year in welfare benefits. The migrant, whose name was withheld by the German government “to protect him from the wrath of outraged taxpayers,” maintains that the benefits are his due since “it is the obligation of unbelievers to pay the jizya to Muslims as commanded in the Quran if they don’t want to be killed.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2016/10/29/renewed-fbi-probe-riles-democrats/


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Religion; Travel
KEYWORDS: muslims; rape; satire; welfare

1 posted on 10/31/2016 10:01:47 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Did I miss another anschluss?


2 posted on 10/31/2016 10:17:36 AM PDT by posterchild
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