Posted on 10/01/2016 2:19:25 AM PDT by John Semmens
Within the latest Friday evening document "dump" from the FBI was evidence that Hillary Clinton's lawyers deleted 1,000 emails between General David Patraeus. At the time Hillary was Secretary of State Petraeus led US Central Command and later became director of the CIA.
While it would appear that communications between the Secretary of State and Patraeus would be work-related, Hillary offered a different explanation. "David is a very avid yoga enthusiast," she said. "He and I were in regular communication comparing notes and engaging in some friendly competition to see who could complete the most exercises each week. So, it should be no mystery as to why my lawyers erased those emails."
Rep. John Ratcliffe (R-Tex) called Clinton's explanation "as ludicrous a lie from a high ranking government official as one could imagine. The idea that these two were yoga workout buddies is laughable. It is obvious that this woman has no shame. It is also obvious that the FBI investigation of her emails was a charade. Clearly, Secretary Clinton lied under oath on several occasions. Clearly, there was a pattern of obstruction to the erasure of emails and disappearances of numerous mobile devices. Heck, there's even an email chain with the words 'Hilary coverup operation' in the 'subject' line in messages sent to and from Hillary Clinton. For FBI Director James Comey to assert that he found no evidence of intent to break the law defies logic and common sense."
A possible rationale for Comey's willful blindness on the matter may have been the discovery of emails from President Obama among the recovered deleted messages. Interestingly, the President used a pseudonym to sign his emails. For the record, Obama has denied that he had any knowledge of Clinton's illegal email practices. Yet, amazingly, he was still able to communicate with her using this illegal arrangement.
Press Secretary Josh Earnest insisted that "the presence of the President's emails in this system doesn't prove he consciously knew anything about it. He could have merely been replying to emails originated by Secretary Clinton. He could have used a fake name as a security precaution. In any case, all of this is moot because the investigation has been closed by the Department of Justice and all of the principal co-conspirators have been granted immunity. So, even if a 'smoking gun' were to be uncovered there'd be nothing anyone could do about it."
In related news, WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange released 1700 of Clinton's emails that he says "show her role in the absolutely disastrous intervention in Libya, which led to the occupation by ISIS of large segments of that country and facilitated weapons going over to ISIS affiliated jihadists in Syria. She was the instigator of an expanded conflict and must bear responsibility for the deaths of thousands of noncombatants at the hands of the bloodthirsty Islamists that were armed and emboldened by her actions."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/204617-2016-10-01-semi-news-semi-satire-october-2-2016-edition.htm
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Hillary doing yoga. That's an image I don't want to see. Ever.
I would pay $10,000 for 30 seconds of video of Hillary doing yoga that was provably taken before the email scandals broke. And I know I will get to keep my money.
Trump should demand that her yoga instructor come forward and introduce herself so that the rest of us could derive the same health benefits that Hillary has gotten from yoga. The yoga instructor should be proud to do so, knowing that she has been so beneficial to Hillary's health. I'm sure the Secret Service has some rollicking tales of getting Hillary to yoga classes and back, and all the challenges that following her into the women's locker room presents.
This whole rotting mess falls apart if you look at it for more than 30 seconds.
“Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gee’s
Odd, there's no mention of her yoga routines or when she has time to do them.
Yeah. Of course we believe Hillary is an avid Yoga exerciser. That’s why she has a figure shaped like a Penguin.
“Drink more Ovaltine”
“That’s why she has a figure shaped like a Penguin.”
Those are all cyborg implants that are keeping her animated.
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