Posted on 09/10/2016 10:50:31 AM PDT by John Semmens
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's daughter went on ABC's The View talk show to express her dismay at polls showing that a huge majority of Americans consider her mother untrustworthy.
"I realize that some of the things coming out from the emails she tried to conceal are raising questions, but I know my mother and I'm certain that if anything thing she did was wrong in some technical sense that she did it for a good reason," Chelsea explained. "What a lot of people don't understand is that her job as the nation's top diplomat often required her to deliberately lie in order to protect the country. It should be understandable that it might be hard to turn this skill off and on from one situation to another."
She contrasted "the patriotic motives behind the untruths my mother has spoken with the greed-based dissembling that businessmen like Donald Trump habitually deploy to market their wares. The billions that Trump made via this tactic were deliberate and dwarf the hundreds of millions my parents have incidentally acquired in the course of their careers in public service."
"There is no one I trust more than my mom," Chelsea continued. "Her efforts combined with those of my father have built up a hefty inheritance that will ensure that my material needs and those of my children will be met for the foreseeable future. I am proud of the entrepreneurship they've shown in extracting such generous fees for speeches. I doubt the self-proclaimed 'deal maker' could come close to matching their profit margin."
The former First Daughter said she has "no qualms about entrusting the care of my children to my mother in the event anything happens to me. They are safely out of the womb and fully protected as persons under our laws—a distinction my mother has had occasion to point out during the past year."
In related news, Chelsea herself showed she has learned from her parents' example. In an appearance at an event hosted by College Progressives at Penn State University, students were offered an opportunity to see and hear Chelsea speak for a $500 per head admission. Photos with the former First Daughter were available for $1,000 a pop. And for an additional $2,700, attendees would be granted access to a special reception with her afterwards.
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The daughter is involved.
Look in the mirror Jackass
Hey Chelsea, what’s a Benghazi?
The Rich, Little Silver Spoon Princess doesn’t have a clue what it’s like out here in the real world. “Let Them Eat Cake!”
The son of Elisha’s aide?
Web Hubbell’s daughter is sure set for life.
Like her mother, Chelsea does not have the mental capacity to fathem much of anything, except for deep thought about how she can make money by doing nothing...just like her parents.
She is a worthless POS.
Perfect! Satire is so close to reality with this lot.
A family of grifters.
Then she’s dumber than she looks.
Either that, or she’s up to her hideous eyebrows in the corruption of her mother and step-dad.
Photos with the former First Daughter were available for $1,000 a pop.
Why bother wait for the wanted poster to come out and get it free like mother like daughter.
To me, $.01 is to much to see any of those crooks...
“Telling the Truth for Dummies” LOL...Obama needs to read it, too...and Biden and Kaine...
Trump should send her some Brassica napus in flower - it would be the perfect gift. Pretty to look at, useful (huge source of vegetable oil) and totally organic.
Brassica napus, by the way, is the scientific name for *rapeseed*.
Chelsea can’t fathom why her $3 Million no-show ‘wage’ from The Clinton foundation is corrupt.
Excellent, John, just excellent.
I think this is one of your best.
Enough changed from actual news that you can detect that it is satire.. but not by much!!
Only way i’d give her thank kinda money, is her friend Ivanka Trump was in it, and she was telling chelsea to get lost.
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