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Clinton Campaign To Set Up Camp David-like Retreat For Hillary In Hot Springs, Arkansas (Satire)
Auguat 7, 2016

Posted on 08/07/2016 6:30:41 PM PDT by kiryandil

The Hillary Clinton campaign is returning to her Arkansas roots, with a slight twist: Hot Springs, Arkansas, instead of the state capital, Little Rock.

Hallary apparently plans to have a Camp David-like retreat, called the Little White House, set up for after her election to the presidency.

Though several of the campaign's aides were seen checking out the local hot springs, the campaign issued a denial that they were asking questions about the healing properties of the springs.

The denial by the campaign took place in front of a local wheelchair store, where local press had cornered some of the Hillary campaign aides.

The Clinton campaign was proud to have "short-circuited" these mean-spirited insinuations about the former Secretary of Shite's health, and looked forward to September's campaign events, after Hillary Clinton took a long-scheduled short break of 4 weeks to prepare for the grueling 3 days that she'd be on the campaign trail in September.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: ar2016; hillary; hillary2016
In other news, Huma Abedin is receiving professional training in free-diving for pearls...
1 posted on 08/07/2016 6:30:41 PM PDT by kiryandil
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To: kiryandil

They better make it more like Warm Springs, Georgia.


2 posted on 08/07/2016 6:32:17 PM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: kiryandil

It will be known as the Southern Flop House.


3 posted on 08/07/2016 6:33:03 PM PDT by headstamp 2 (Fear is the mind killer.)
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To: Catmom

I was actually playing on the Warm Springs connection, but wanted to use Arkansas to twist the knife a little. :)


4 posted on 08/07/2016 6:33:40 PM PDT by kiryandil (Hillary Clinton is not sophisticated enough to understand the Bill of Rights, either.)
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To: Catmom
They better make it more like Warm Springs, Georgia.


5 posted on 08/07/2016 6:34:10 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: headstamp 2
It will be known as the Southern Flop House.

Thanks for the good chuckle. :)

6 posted on 08/07/2016 6:34:16 PM PDT by kiryandil (Hillary Clinton is not sophisticated enough to understand the Bill of Rights, either.)
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they’d better have a good emergency hospital at that Hilliary retreat, she looks awful ill really


7 posted on 08/07/2016 6:43:53 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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To: headstamp 2

headstamp 2 wrote: “It will be known as the Southern Flop House.”

You should read the history of Hot Springs. Used to be very popular gangster hangout. The Arlington Hotel was a favorite of Al Capone. At one time there were at least ten major casinos and multiple smaller operations. It was the largest gambling operation in the United States from 1927-1947 with Prostitution was openly advertised and off-track betting was prevalent.

Somehow, Hillary would fit in. BTW, Bill Clinton was born in Hot Springs, not Hope.


8 posted on 08/07/2016 7:03:10 PM PDT by DugwayDuke ("A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest")
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To: kiryandil

From the wiki: “Born in Chicago and raised in the suburb of Park Ridge, Illinois”


9 posted on 08/07/2016 7:04:16 PM PDT by Dalberg-Acton
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To: Dalberg-Acton

LOL! Oh, the satire! :)


10 posted on 08/07/2016 7:14:32 PM PDT by kiryandil (Hillary Clinton is not sophisticated enough to understand the Bill of Rights, either.)
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To: kiryandil

This is really putting the cart before the hag


11 posted on 08/07/2016 7:36:11 PM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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To: kiryandil

HRC never liked AR and probably won’t even campaign there.


12 posted on 08/07/2016 7:44:13 PM PDT by Theodore R. (Trump-Pence, Kelli Ward, and Paul Nehlen 2016)
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To: kiryandil

Melting... melting.


13 posted on 08/07/2016 7:53:19 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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We’ve ruined her beautiful wickedness...


14 posted on 08/07/2016 7:55:59 PM PDT by kiryandil (Hillary Clinton is not sophisticated enough to understand the Bill of Rights, either.)
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To: Theodore R.

Look at the title again. :)


15 posted on 08/07/2016 7:56:29 PM PDT by kiryandil (Hillary Clinton is not sophisticated enough to understand the Bill of Rights, either.)
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