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Clinton Demands Trump Delete His Twitter Account [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 June 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/11/2016 5:33:04 PM PDT by John Semmens

Democratic presidential aspirant Hillary Clinton demanded that Republican rival Donald Trump discontinue his twitter account. The demand followed Trump's tweet mocking President Obama's endorsement of Clinton's candidacy. In the tweet, Trump wrote "Obama just endorsed Crooked Hillary. He wants four more years of Obama-but nobody else does!"

"Trump's tweet was disrespectful to President Obama and to me," Hillary complained. "This is further proof that he lacks the temperament to be president. Those of us with experience in government know that there are certain things you just don't say in public. One of those things is that you don't call your opponent a crook without concrete proof. President Obama has reassured me that there will be no proof of any criminal wrongdoing against me released by the Department of Justice. So Trump calling me a crook is slander."

"On top of his vicious slander, Trump also uttered an unspeakable lie," Hillary continued. "My selection as the Democratic candidate for president shows that millions of voters want four more years of President Obama's policies. Clearly, Trump's tweet is untrue and is hurtful toward a man who has done great things in office."

"As a candidate, I don't expect Trump to voluntarily obey my request for him to delete his twitter account," Hillary added. "However, once I am president one of the issues we will look into is better regulation against the type of abuse of free speech engaged in by people like Trump. Just because a person can tweet doesn't mean he should be allowed to without facing a consequence for making unacceptable use of this technology."

In related news, Press Secretary Josh Earnest insisted that the President's endorsement of Clinton "will not sway the FBI investigation. The President doesn't have to 'sway' anything. He is in charge of the entire government. It will carry out whatever orders he gives. So, no, the President won't be 'swaying' the investigation."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,211288.0.html

OR

https://azconservative.org/2016/06/11/state-department-warns-israel-not-to-inconvenience-palestinians/


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; satire; trump; twitter

1 posted on 06/11/2016 5:33:04 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

She says “if he won’t delete his Twitter account, I’ll do it for him” while fingering her iPhone.


2 posted on 06/11/2016 5:39:32 PM PDT by Steely Tom (Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket)
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To: John Semmens
Trump's tweet was disrespectful to President Obama and to me

What's the problem? Neither one deserves anyone's respect in the first place.

3 posted on 06/11/2016 5:44:59 PM PDT by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: John Semmens

4 posted on 06/11/2016 5:49:35 PM PDT by McGruff (How about investigating the donations to the Clinton Foundation)
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To: John Semmens

Knowing this is humor, the truth is that Twitter would delete any anti-Hillary message before she would need to request it.


5 posted on 06/11/2016 6:12:11 PM PDT by Celerity
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To: John Semmens

Trump needs to grab his crotch and tell Hilary delete this you silly little lesbian


6 posted on 06/11/2016 6:26:37 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom yes I know john 3:16)
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