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Navy to Name New Destroyer The USS Alfred C. Sharpton| Humor
Dan Miller's Blog ^ | April 14, 2016 | Dan Miller

Posted on 04/14/2016 2:45:09 PM PDT by DanMiller

Thinker of the day Inspired by the profound wisdom of Nancy Pelosi

Navy Secretary Ray Mabus stated this week that Navy ships no longer need be named after dead old White geezers with medals of honor or politicians who have helped the Navy. Naming them after politicians favored by our dear leader Obama is now Navy policy.

Sharpton may never have won a medal of honor, served in the U.S. Military or helped the Navy. However, he is a fighter for social justice and has destroyed lots of racist stuff. Once the Navy names a destroyer in his honor, he will have much more work to do. Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Min! White Power Gotta GO! Soon, under President Hillary Clinton, Admiral Sharpton will have an entire task force of destroyers with which to fight environmental and other racism. 

Navy Secretary Mabus is breaking new ground, and it's high time somebody did. He recently stated that

an Arleigh Burke-class guided-missile destroyer will be named the USS Carl M. Levin. The Michigan Democrat served 31 years in the Senate and chaired the Senate Armed Services Committee from 2007 to 2015.

One congressional staffer noted that Mr. Levin presided over the committee during the Obama administration’s major drawdown of troops and weapons systems. Joint Chiefs of Staff officers testified in recent months that they doubt they can fight one major war on the schedule outlined in the National Military Strategy.

Gutting the racist and Islamophobic U.S. military is good! Devout members of "our" military love killing peaceful Muslims and other people of color at least as much as they enjoy breaking things. As our dear leader Obama has often emphasized, we must negotiate with poor and underprivileged people who try to kill us. We must help them to see how wonderful they already are and how we can help them to become happier and even more wonderful. Use of "our" military only makes them hate us and so is completely out of bounds.

Naming a destroyer after the Reverend Sharpton will promote social justice and put racists in their proper place -- under his heel. He is good at destroying America's racist culture and that includes preventing racist white people from appropriating America's vast and beautiful Black culture. Here's a stupid video by a vile White racist pig, Bill Whittle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMYRYKvAEaY

Whites have never developed any culture of their own beyond that of enslaving Black people. Despite their White privilege, they have no legal right to appropriate the rich and vibrant culture of Blacks, whom they despise and continue to enslave.

Navy Secretary Mabus is also aligned with own dear leader Obama in recognizing the need to prevent global warming global cooling Climate Change. Children and other adherents to the Religion of Peace won't harm us; Climate Change will kill us.

The Navy will become the first branch of the military to require big vendors to report their greenhouse gas emissions and to outline what they are doing to lower them in response to global warming.

"We've got skin in this game," Navy Secretary Ray Mabus told a technology conference on government and climate change on Tuesday, noting that the Navy's fleet is the military's largest user of fossil fuels.

. . . .

The U.S. military in recent years has called climate change a serious threat to national security. The Pentagon has said climate change is exacerbating everything from droughts to the rise of Islamic terror. [Emphasis added.]

The pentagon appears to have misspoken: there is no such thing as Islamic terror, because Islam is the religion of peace and tolerance. Perhaps the pentagon meant the terror we inflict on innocent Muslims.

The administration routinely repeats that position when discussing the challenge of global warming as the top threat the world faces. GOP presidential candidates often cite the stance to criticize President Obama's policy priorities. [Emphasis added.]

Hillary Clinton is the only presidential candidate totally opposed to environmental racism. On April 13th, She promised Al Sharpton "a task force" to fight it.

[A]ir pollution from power plants, factories, and refineries contribute to disproportionately high rates of asthma for African-American children. Nearly half of all Latino children live in U.S. counties where smog levels exceed the Environmental Protection Agency’s health standards, the campaign says.

Minority communities will also be disproportionately affected by climate change.

“And the impacts of climate change, from more severe storms to longer heat waves to rising sea levels, will disproportionately affect low-income and minority communities, which suffer the worst losses during extreme weather and have the fewest resources to prepare,” the campaign memo states.

. . . .

If elected president, Clinton says she will establish an Environmental and Climate Justice Task Force on her first day in office. [Emphasis added.]

By giving Admiral Sharpton a massive task force, President Clinton will make him Her principal destroyer of environmental racism. As Queen Hillary's Monarch of the Sea, Admiral Sharpton will rule the waves as well as did Queen Victoria's own sea ruler!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ-gfalEWI0

Three cheers for our own dear leader Obama, His great Secretary of the Navy, our soon-to-be glorious Monarch of the Sea and our loving next president, Hillary Clinton!

The little children knew years ago and now, after almost eight years under Obama, we must all celebrate their profound wisdom, clarity of thought and maturity by giving dear leader Obama at least another eight years by electing Hillary as our beloved Queen! Long may She reign!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gtfizIbBDI

Editor's note:

Oh well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9MS964XWzc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnI66WiQOQI

 


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: alsharpton; humor; navy; usmilitary

1 posted on 04/14/2016 2:45:09 PM PDT by DanMiller
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To: DanMiller

Hey, it could happen. I think the USS Fidel Castro is in the line up.


2 posted on 04/14/2016 2:46:38 PM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: DanMiller
No, daggone it, that is not what "shakedown cruise" means.
3 posted on 04/14/2016 2:47:37 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DanMiller

I bet it sinks im sure he cant swim even tho he looks like he is wearing a wet suit


4 posted on 04/14/2016 2:52:03 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom yes I know)
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To: DanMiller

"...a joke...it was only a joke, sumbody get sum water"

5 posted on 04/14/2016 2:58:25 PM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon sThailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: DanMiller

Maybe it can participate in an affirmative action war...


6 posted on 04/14/2016 3:01:16 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: DanMiller

Mabus. Where have I heard that name before? Oh yeah, Mabus is the name Nostradomus gave to the third anti-christ.


7 posted on 04/14/2016 3:02:27 PM PDT by Slyfox (Donald Trump's First Principle is the Art of the Deal)
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To: DanMiller
When the US military surrenders and waves the proverbial white flag they'll call it famously, “The Oboma Wave”
8 posted on 04/14/2016 3:16:21 PM PDT by drypowder
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To: rktman

Hell NO!! The Navy had/(has?) a system for the naming of ships that informed all of us as to what the ship was. Carriers, battleships, subs,cruisers, tin cans and so on. Any time we heard a ship’s name, the type was instantly id’d.
Corrupting a proud tradition is P.C. Crap. Naming a ship after a president....OK kinda. After a political hack who clung to a seat in Washington....no way.
Not all that long ago, there was a possibility of dropping the traditional “white hat” uniform to blues of more “normal appearance”. The enlisted men absolutely didn’t want the change.
Army, Marines, Mavy, Air Force, and Coast Guard...each branch has deeply rooted and proud traditions. And for a good reason. Let them alone.


9 posted on 04/14/2016 3:17:40 PM PDT by CaptainAmiigaf (New York Times: "We print the news as it fits our views.")
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To: CaptainAmiigaf

Uh, USS Ceasar Chavez? Well actually it’s the ‘USNS’ and he did serve in WW II. So, who knows. How about the USS Ted Kenndy with a hard list to port?


10 posted on 04/14/2016 3:26:26 PM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: DanMiller

Putting his name on a DESTROYER fits quite well.


11 posted on 04/14/2016 3:27:37 PM PDT by Mark (Obama Care is now DEMOCRAT CARE)
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To: DanMiller

The US Navy: When resist we much, the navy be there. A’ight?


12 posted on 04/14/2016 3:28:16 PM PDT by Rastus (The next president will be Trump or Hillary. Vote accordingly.)
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To: DanMiller
Actually the USS Sharpton isn't a destroyer. Here's a picture:


13 posted on 04/14/2016 3:35:48 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: DanMiller

Just a matter of time before the Navy launches the USS Jesse Jackson to serve on the frontlines of Operation PUSH and support the Rainbow Coalition.


14 posted on 04/14/2016 3:55:00 PM PDT by Starboard
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To: DanMiller

Is Sharpton gay? I thought it was required in today’s Navy.


15 posted on 04/14/2016 4:02:34 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: DanMiller

The USS Al Sharpton, aka the USS Whale.

It should be a submarine because, like Al Sharpton, it has a “con” as part of its working parts.

I prefer the title USS FatAss.

Sen. Carl Levin, when he was the head of the Detroit City Council, hosted a KGB front delegation from the World Peace Council, and gave its leader, Indian Communist Party leader Romesh Chandra, the key to the city.

For proof, go to www.keywiki.org, look up “Carl Levin”, and see the pictures of him with the reds in Detroit and DC.

He was one perfect communist dupe and dufuss. The only ship that should be named after his is a garbage scowl.


16 posted on 04/14/2016 4:12:27 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: DanMiller

Names of tyrannys are underrepresented by our Navy vessels. There are 0%. It is unacceptable to have no LBGTQRSTUVs honored with names.

Asexual pygmy hermaphrodites the colour of Rio de Janeiro’s “water” are our future soldiers for World Lesbianism, I mean peace, and tyrannies are on the bleeding edge of it, at least those who have been “reassigned”.

Caitlyn can’t be considered until his tool is lopped off, his balls fed to pigs, and a fleshy stitched-together kangaroo pouch manufactured in the cavity which once contained his balls.

When “she” eventually and inevitably offs “herself” the ship so-named can only gain PCrestige.


17 posted on 04/14/2016 5:32:11 PM PDT by Dirt for sale
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