Posted on 04/13/2016 8:12:49 AM PDT by Brookhaven
This has gone well in the past, so I thought I'd revive it to lighten the mood a little (pun intended).
Examples:
Jeb: 3
* 1 to become the early presumptive light bulb changer.
* 1 to spend 120 million dollars attempting to change the light bulb.
* 1 to quit after he fails to change the light bulb.
Trump: 2
* 1 to wear a red "Make the Lightbulb Great Again" cap.
* 1 to complain the establishment is preventing him from changing the lightbulb.
Hillary: 2
* 1 to claim she knows nothing about the lightbulb.
* 1 to say "what difference does it make" about the lightbulb.
Bernie: 2
* 1 to say the lightbulb needs to be replaced with a new, green, energy efficient, government approved lightbulb.
* 1 to say the government should pay for everybody's lightbulbs (because government green lightbulb policy has run up the cost making them outrageously exspensive).
Kasich: What does a light bulb have to do with transsexual bathrooms?
Kasich: 1, but he can only change his home state’s lightbulb.
...and sent the tab to the rich.
Cruz: 1, but he’ll use A Canadian made lightbulb mislabeled “Made in the USA.”
How many candidates does it take to change a lightbulb - Dannytn
Trump 4: I’m going hire an American to change the light bulb and get Mexico to pay for it
Cruz: 1 to declare that he has dominion in Christ over the light bulb.
Clinton: 1... I just hold it up to the socket and the whole world revolves around me.
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