hey spork weasel-am I still logged in? (Open Letter to Sister & Viking Kitty)

Anonymous ^ | April 1, 2016 | Moose Bitsister

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Nope. It's not carrying it the right way...but it is a strong bird...

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Time for some Comic Relief/Let's Ridicule The Left! Ping

Pun for All and All for Pun....
Funners & Punners &
Photoshoppers & Parodies Ping!
(see keyword FReePun)
If you want either on or off
this family-safe occasional ping list,
you must be out of your minds....


Let me know of any appropriate candidate threads.
I don't ping the list to threads that are sacreligious or tacky or seem likely to become so.
(on or off requests: FReepmail, enclosing a nominal $217.95 list processing fee).

[TigersEye]

Yeah, well, that “classy” dude owes me a percentage of my vision back.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

"What's 'gravitas'? Nevermind, no time to find out....gotta practice my selfie smile! Aren't I handsome"?

[TigersEye]

The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
and all he had to do was Act Naturally.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Good one. So fitting!

[Vendome]

IBTZ..../s

[shibumi]

The Llama was there first...

[LucyT]

The one-L lama, he’s a priest
The two-L llama, he’s a beast
And I would bet a silk pyjama
There isn’t any three-L llama.

Ogden Nash

[dfwgator]

[Morgana]

I remember him! Is he still around?

[Jim Robinson]

Thank you very much, The Spirit Of Allegiance!! Nearly stuned my beeber.

[shibumi]

"There isn’t any three-L llama."

Ogden only said that because he never heard then call a fire alarm on the South Side of Chicago.

[moose07]

That , my FRiends, is The European Green Woodpecker.
:)

"The main food of the European green woodpecker is ants of the genera Lasius and Formica for which it spends much of its time foraging on the ground, though other insects and small reptiles are also taken occasionally."

[Jimmy Valentine]

Have you powered up your beeber?

[LucyT]

Welcome back.

You were missed.

A few weeks ago I was wondering whatever happened to you, and hoped you were okay.

[Eddie01]

For historical reference and with great appreciation to Roscoe Karns for this most famous post.

http://www.freerepublic.com/~roscoekarns/

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob

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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol

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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24 with 9 mushroom cloud gifs, 3 flaming asteroids and
one picture of Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts shooting out his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet, Jim.

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Do I have to think of everything? Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank

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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it. He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such term exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke

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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub

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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev

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To: Admin Moderator; ALL

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid

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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the @&%@ moonwalk! I can't
watch this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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.Hello??

Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel

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Welcome to Free Republic.

You signed up today to post this?

Go back to DU!

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Props, dude!

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

IBTZ!!!

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.Hello??

Anyone??

[JoeProBono]

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

[JustAmy]

Hey there, Spirit!

How ya doing. I remember the day the picture of Jim and your car was taken. That was a fun day. We need to do it again.

Sorry I missed you last night. I took a late nap and slept past the time my Internet goes to sleep.