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US State Department Erases Israel from Map [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 Mar 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/23/2016 11:00:41 AM PDT by John Semmens

US Secretary of State John Kerry rebuffed criticism of the exclusion of a map of Israel from its web site, saying "we will not be bullied by Zionist extremists. As Senator Sanders and others had made clear, the existence of the Israeli state is the major impediment to peace in the Middle East. While we are not, at this time, prepared to eliminate the Jewish state we can at least begin to lay the groundwork for it."

"As a matter of democratic principle, there is more popular support for the elimination of Israel than there is for its continued existence," Kerry pointed out. "There are 6 million Jews in Israel and maybe a similar number dispersed around the world. There are 1.5 billion Muslims. If we were to take a vote, the majority would favor the disbanding of the Jewish state."

The Secretary emphasized that "the peaceful elimination of Israel has got to be preferable to a violent extermination. Our willingness to lead an effort toward a peaceful solution will not only save lives. It will also strengthen our relationships with Muslim governments around the world."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,199254.0.html


TOPICS: Government; History; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: israel; kerry; muslims; satire

1 posted on 03/23/2016 11:00:41 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

It was done to Tibet, literally.


2 posted on 03/23/2016 11:34:22 AM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: John Semmens

So... Israel should re-make all their world maps and mark North America with the term, “Tribal Lands.”

After seven years of obama, it wouldn’t far from true.


3 posted on 03/23/2016 11:43:49 AM PDT by Jack Hammer (uff said.)
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To: John Semmens

Maybe Kerry thinks those were Israeli bombers in Brussels.


4 posted on 03/23/2016 12:05:56 PM PDT by oldtech
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