Posted on 01/30/2016 1:19:07 PM PST by John Semmens
After a contingent of ten police officers were scared off from rescuing a ten-year-old rape victim from a refugee center, authorities professed themselves to be at a loss for what to do next.
"The ardor with which the Muslim mob attacked the police seeking to remove the boy from the center has caused us to reexamine our premises," National Police Commissioner Dan Eliasson admitted. "To us, the idea of grown men sexually abusing this young boy is repugnant. But are we guilty of projecting our own values onto another culture?"
"I am told that keeping such boys on hand for the pleasure of Muslim men is a time worn tradition in Arab countries where polygamy has left many adult men without hope of finding a female mate," Eliasson said. "The young age of the victim apparently fits through a 'loophole' in Islam's proscription against homosexuality."
The Commissioner also wondered "whether our tolerance of this practice among the immigrant community might offer a safety valve against these men raping Swedish women. Is the repeated raping of a handful of Muslim youths an acceptable price for us to pay in order to protect our women?"
In related news, a 17-year-old Danish girl who fought off a Muslim attacker using pepper spray is being charged with unlawful possession of the spray by local authorities. Police spokesman Knud Kirsten defended her arrest saying that "the law clearly states that pepper spray is illegal. Even though she was the victim of an unprovoked attack that doesn't justify the breaking of this law. Two wrongs don't make a right. As a victim she had the high moral ground. As a retaliator, though, she has sacrificed that high ground and made herself a criminal."
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Thank you.
You can’t satirize the leaders of Europe, or its police any more. I bet every word is true or has at least gone through the minds of the cops or their bosses.
Very little difference in this excellent satire and the news.
What to do about the islamo scum? Shoot to kill any that threaten innocents. And then throw out any followers of islam.
More a collection of facts than satire.
Nicely compiled for the world to see.
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