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Jackson, Mississippi Councilman Urges Constituents to Attack Police [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 Jan 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/02/2016 11:16:21 AM PST by John Semmens

Kenneth Stokes, a councilman in the City of Jackson, Mississippi's Third Ward, urged residents to "violently oppose police intrusion into our neighborhood." Stokes was especially concerned with police pursuit of suspects fleeing from crime scenes in nearby white neighborhoods.

"Brothers who have successfully fled to Black neighborhoods should be protected against police brutality by the righteous defense of our turf," Stokes asserted. "We need to take heed of how Muslim communities in cities in Europe have defended their turf from the intrusion of infidel police. We need to end the knee-jerk submission to white standards and values and uphold our community's right to live by standards we choose."

"Just because a Black has been accused of unlawfully expropriating white property, assaulting white folks, or even murdering them doesn't mean that white police should have free reign to accost Blacks and pursue them whenever and wherever they want," Stokes said. "If our brothers can make it across the line to our Ward we ought to give them sanctuary from white persecution."

Stokes denied that he was making the city less safe and contended that "if we redirect the initiative of our youth toward taking back the ill-gotten gains of our white oppressors, the Third Ward will become a safer place for Blacks. Black-on-Black crime will diminish. Fewer homes will be burglarized. Fewer Blacks will be mugged on our streets. The Third Ward will become a haven where Black lives matter."

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: crime; democrats; race; satire

1 posted on 01/02/2016 11:16:21 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Excellent! I’ve been waiting for your treatment of this John.


2 posted on 01/02/2016 11:22:10 AM PST by Blue Collar Christian (Ready for Teddy, Cruz that is.)
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To: John Semmens

This isn’t really very far off from what the guy wants.

Maybe whites should start throwing rocks, bricks and bottles at blacks who enter their neighborhoods.


3 posted on 01/02/2016 11:27:43 AM PST by euram
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To: John Semmens

“unlawfully expropriating white property”

Reparations for slavery, jsut like in ferguson, baltimore, etc./s


4 posted on 01/02/2016 11:57:55 AM PST by dynachrome (We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.)
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To: John Semmens
Bet he never misses a meal.


5 posted on 01/02/2016 12:13:51 PM PST by capt. norm (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat!)
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To: John Semmens

Everyone knows the only reason white folk go to black people’s garage sales is to get their stuff back.


6 posted on 01/02/2016 1:47:30 PM PST by donozark (Herbicides improve visibility.)
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