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Political Joke of the Day
Don Surber ^
| December 16, 2015
| Don Surber
Posted on 12/17/2015 1:50:24 PM PST by sparklite2
A joke shamelessly stolen from Robert Young on Facebook:
I apologize in advance.
Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'
Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with a big chest.'
The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with a big chest? Why kill her?'
Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.'
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To: sparklite2
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posted on
12/17/2015 1:53:12 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! I reallyRead it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: sparklite2
OK, that’s funny right there...
To: sparklite2
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posted on
12/17/2015 1:55:09 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(There's a right to gay marriage in the Constitution but there is no right of an unborn baby to life.)
To: sparklite2
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posted on
12/17/2015 1:56:09 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Have you unpacked from your white privilege guilt trip yet?)
To: sparklite2
Instead of a Bar, have the joke set in Fox News, aka, the Blonde Bimbo Murder coverage channel....
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posted on
12/17/2015 2:02:26 PM PST
by
GraceG
(Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
To: sparklite2
What’s in that big chest powerful enough to kill 140 million Muslims? Oh, and the blonde girl?
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posted on
12/17/2015 2:06:57 PM PST
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: sparklite2
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posted on
12/17/2015 2:12:23 PM PST
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
To: sparklite2
This is not the Robert Young remembered in my lifetime - the copy of the pic gave me a clue, not to mention the man’s been dead for years. Remember him in The Mortal Storm released in 1947. Good movie and so in tune to today’s time.
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posted on
12/17/2015 2:13:02 PM PST
by
V K Lee
(u TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP to TRIUMPH Follow the lead MAKE AMERICA GREAT)
To: sparklite2; LucyT
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posted on
12/17/2015 2:14:26 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: V K Lee
FWIW, if you click on the name, it leads to Roger Young. Not sure which is correct.
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posted on
12/17/2015 2:15:07 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Cicero
Thanks for the info but as I know who it can’t be, then I realize that it was said by another Young character who is of absolutely no interest. Appreciate your input, however. :)
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posted on
12/17/2015 2:19:02 PM PST
by
V K Lee
(u TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP to TRIUMPH Follow the lead MAKE AMERICA GREAT)
To: sparklite2
Love it ,had to pass it on
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posted on
12/17/2015 2:36:07 PM PST
by
piroque
("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
To: sparklite2; Cicero; Old Sarge; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; freeangel; kalee; TWhiteBear; ...
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posted on
12/17/2015 2:44:55 PM PST
by
LucyT
To: sparklite2; LucyT; RedMDer; trisham; DJ MacWoW; musicman; The Cajun; deoetdoctrinae
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posted on
12/17/2015 3:03:06 PM PST
by
onyx
To: sparklite2
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posted on
12/17/2015 3:05:48 PM PST
by
real saxophonist
(YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: sparklite2
Yeah that is very memorable, repeatable and beer spitting funny.
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posted on
12/17/2015 3:10:15 PM PST
by
PoloSec
( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
To: sparklite2
Great just went to a group of friends and family, who are Trump supporters, and one supposedly Republican still for Jebe!
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posted on
12/17/2015 3:34:01 PM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(Trump is making so much money for the media they’re learning to love capitalism!! (jimrob))
To: sparklite2
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posted on
12/17/2015 3:35:36 PM PST
by
Duchess47
("One day I will leave this world and dream myself to Reality" Crazy Horse)
To: onyx; sparklite2
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posted on
12/17/2015 4:33:53 PM PST
by
RedMDer
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